Korn: One of the most unspeakably wretched groups I've ever come across. For example, in the song "Daddy," the singer, Jonathan Davis, directs these lines at his own mother: Motherfucker fuck!/Fucking bitch/I fucking hate you! Additionally, he is married to a porn star and is the proud owner of the Volkswagen Bug that serial killer Ted Bundy once drove. F-minus
Deftones: The band put a half-naked woman on one of its album covers and titled the thing Around the Fur — a blatant vagina reference. Also, the singer is an avowed fan of homosexual icon Morrissey. D
Stone Sour: Although I enjoyed its ballad "Bother," which was in the first Spider-Man movie, I discovered that the lead singer is also in the despicable group Slipknot, which has written such hateful, sociopathic songs as "People = Shit" and "New Abortion" and even insults its own fans by calling them "maggots." D-minus
Flyleaf: A shining light in a sea of slime, Flyleaf is an unapologetic Christian band with a positive, uplifting message. Flyleaf is a tremendous advocate of family values, despite the fact that it has a female singer who should be practicing her cooking and cleaning skills in preparation for life as a stay-at-home mom. A-minus
Deadsy: Although there is nothing particularly objectionable in its lyrics, Deadsy's stage attire and symbolism have a gothic — and possibly satanic — feel. Also, frontman Elijah Blue is the son of promiscuous, often-scantily clad singer Cher, who is a homosexual icon. C-minus
As you can see, you're better off taking the money you would spend on a Family Values Tour ticket and donating it to the Republican Party, so that we can continue our fight to bring real family values back to America. Hello, Dan Quayle here. As the 44th vice president of the United States of America, I all but coined the phrase family values in 1992, when I famously criticized Murphy Brown for having a child out of wedlock. Sure, she was a fictional character, and, yes, I was roundly mocked for my comments, but that vile, depraved harlot represented American popular culture's swift decline into the moral toilet, and I'm proud of the stand I took. But in the 14 years since that speech, things have only gotten worse — heck, I can't even order the Spice Channel without being subjected to filthy language and all sorts of deviant sexual behavior.
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Really, I mean honestly? Do you really spend your life depicting what other people sing about? I love all these bands! You are such a hater. People like you are the ones who cause people to write and sing about hating their fucking lives! You need to obviously find something else to do! Korn is the best band alive. Pretty Rad Jon has Bundy�s Bug. I think it�s very disturbing that you choose to criticize these people. You are probably one of those closet homosexuals. Maybe even a sick twisted person who loves to do nasty things. Or you�re just a Christian that ruins what Jesus and God really want for this world. The last time I checked Jesus died on the cross for us to make our own decisions. So I would advise you to find better ways to fulfill the empty spot you have in your life. Good Day
Sincerely Yours,
Kaila ☮!
Really, I mean honestly? Do you really spend your life depicting what other people sing about? I love all these bands! You are such a hater. People like you are the ones who cause people to write and sing about hating their fucking lives! You need to obviously find something else to do! Korn is the best band alive. Pretty Rad Jon has Bundy’s Bug. I think it’s very disturbing that you choose to criticize these people. You are probably one of those closet homosexuals. Maybe even a sick twisted person who loves to do nasty things. Or you’re just a Christian that ruins what Jesus and God really want for this world. The last time I checked Jesus died on the cross for us to make our own decisions. So I would advise you to find better ways to fulfill the empty spot you have in your life. Good Day Sincerely Yours, Kaila ☮!
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