Extreme Home Makeover
"Bethany [keyboards] and I grabbed our tools and broke into [drummer] Khattie's house while she was sleeping," Sneed recalls. "We fashioned smaller doorways in every room in her house while enlarging the commode seats. It was a lot of work, but it was worth it to watch Khattie stumbling around in her newfound shrunken world."
The True Meaning of April Fools' Day
"It's just another reason to hide under the covers from all the people who want to expose your foolishness," Sneed says.
Theater of Pain
The Tuna Helpers won't be executing this stunt in Kansas City, which is why Sneed feels free to divulge her plans: "When the audience begins clapping after our first song, we begin to moan and cover our ears until blood squirts all over the stage and the audience," she says. "Before we collapse, we point to specific people in the crowd and tell them that this is all their fault."
Fool-Hearty Meal
Some fans might feel traumatized after the aforementioned antics, so Sneed has prepared a menu for those with post-concert complaints: "I'd give them a knuckle sandwich with a side of 'get over it' sauce and an extra helping of 'get a sense of humor' on the cob."
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