Happy hour at Webster House (1644 Wyandotte, 816-221-4713) is not the place for shots, Red Friday gear or a gab session about your co-workers. It's a highbrow, on-your-best-behavior experience, due in part to the luxurious nibbles served between 4:30 and 6 p.m. every Wednesday through Saturday. Silky mussels slide out of their shells and swirl in white-wine sauce. Fresh, house-ground beef crowned with Vidalia onions and a sesame bun sits thick and sturdy for a measly $9. And when we need a sweet to go with our Kir Royale: hot, fresh caramel corn. You can't eat happy like this very often but, when you decide to, make a reservation.