Here’s why the Mexican loves the asshole Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio 

Dear Mexican:

Not sure if this has been asked before, but how do you feel about Arizona's Sheriff Joe Arpaio? I think the guy's a fucking racist, who's just out to get Mexicans to fulfill his racist agenda. He's been relevant lately due to the protests in Arizona against Section 287(g) of some immigration act, which basically grants the sheriff's department the right to check on the immigration status of anyone who is brought in, even for a minor offense such as a traffic violation. The most notable incident, which actually took place in Nashville, involved a pregnant woman who was brought in on a traffic violation and was forced to give birth in the sheriff's department. Don't you think someone ought to shut this whole thing down? Don't you think someone should shut Joe Arpaio down? He's a fucking racist pig who gets off on the fact that OOOH, he makes prisoners wear pink underwear, OOOHOHOooohOOH. FUCKING asshole.

Fuck Nickel-Bag Joe

Dear Wab:

I LOVE Sheriff Joe, head law-enforcement pendejo of Maricopa County, Arizona (otherwise known as the Phoenix area to the rest of America). Yeah, he might be waging a scorched-earth campaign against Mexicans of all legal statuses, an effort so brutal that it recently inspired a thousands-large march against him, but the man some call Arpayaso (payaso meaning "clown" in the tongue of Cervantes) is a wonderful tool for immigrant-rights activists because he exposes the easy hypocrisies of know-nothings. Arpayaso is earning book deals, a television show on the FOX Reality Channel, and so much veneration that you'd figure he was a living lard-lad Lourdes. But the self-professed law-and-order types conveniently ignore the tens of millions of dollars in police-brutality and wrongful-death settlements won against the Maricopa County Sheriff's Office under Arpayaso, dismiss criticism from immigration officials of Arpayaso's abuse of 287(g) as Aztlanista guff, and wholeheartedly agree with his decision to jail my mick bosses at the Phoenix New Times two years ago in a chilling effort to quash the First Amendment. Who cares? All of this is fine for the know-nothings as long as Arpayaso persecutes Mexicans. The same thing happened in the Mexican's home base of Orange County, California, where our felon of an ex-sheriff, Mike Carona, became a know-nothing hero after proposing that his agency become the first in the country to receive migra training­­­­­ — never mind that Carona had multiple mistresses, gave badges to political donors and nicknamed his penis "The Little Sheriff." On that note, it's with a heavy corazón that I now anoint wherever Arpayaso's shadow lies as the Mexican-hating capital of America, supplanting my Orange County, which birthed the Minuteman Project, Mendez vs. Westminster and anti-immigrant propositions copied nationwide, and currently houses Taco Bell headquarters. Chinga tu madre, Arpayaso: We'll get that title back eventually ...

Dear Mexican:

Over here on the East Coast (the only coast that counts), I've noticed that, due to the recent slowdown in the economy, more and more of my Hispanic hermanos in the construction business have begun to lay off jodidos Mexicans and replaced them with their cheaper, nonunion Guatemalan and Bolivian equivalent. Are my panas guilty of some sort of Hispanic-on-Latino discrimination, or are they just capitalistas puros by taking advantage of the free and unfettered flow of arriving illegal Maya and Aymara indios to increase their profit margins?

Cuban Pete

Dear Coño:

What do you think? Sure, the housing crash has affected construction workers — the Pew Hispanic Center's "Latino Labor Report" last year estimated that Latinos lost nearly 250,000 jobs in the industry, with about 152,000 of those laid off being wabs — but captains of industry have always tried to undercut American workers by hiring lower-wage workers. If it wasn't the Chinese, it was the Polish. Once it was African-Americans, now Mexicans. Moral of the story? Workers of the world, unite against the Guatemalan menace!

E-mail The Mexican at mexican@pitch.com, find him at myspace.com/ocwab, or write to him via snail mail at: Gustavo Arellano, P.O. Box 1433, Anaheim, CA 92815-1433. Letters will be edited for clarity, cabrones. And include a hilarious pseudonym, por favor, or we'll make one up for you!

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