The organizers of tonight's Kansas City Zombie Walk for Hunger
want you to consider the following as you walk through the Crossroads. First, zombies don't walk — they lurch, crawl or limp. Second, zombies don't tweet, use Instagram or even smile. Can your undead soul handle those simple rules? If so, meet in The Pitch
parking lot (1701 Main) at 7 p.m. with five nonperishable food items. "We offer a 'blood bath,' where you can be sprayed down with blood prior to the walk, for a minimum donation," says event organizer Jamie King. The walk begins at 8; see kczombiewalk.org
for more information.