How you scored:
30-21: You can navigate the pitfalls of love like a MAX bus avoiding metal plates.
20-11: Going out tonight? Dont forget your KC Free Health Clinic condoms.
10-1: Take a cue from Kansas City and open up a line of credit for a Power & Light-style overhaul. Someones got to love you, right?
0: Youre as popular as Fred Phelps at the KC Gay Pride Festival. Have you considered leaving that 810 Zone bar stool?