And why shouldn't it? The guy is an admitted graduate of the hand-job-for-heroin program at Street Hustler University, and his life story makes Hunter S. Thompson look like John Edwards.
Avalon's salvation arrived in the form of an Interscope record deal that exposed his too-hot-for-TV party raps to the Beastie Boys nation. Cheer up, Mickey. We're the junkies now.
Jane Fonda by Mickey Avalon: