Hey, you, stupid mom. You had the cutest little girl of about 3 in the backseat of your green Ford Taurus on Third Street in Lee's Summit on a recent Tuesday. I was the concerned mom in the burgundy Escort wagon behind you at the light. How do I know she was so cute? Because your dumb ass did not have her in a car seat, let alone a seatbelt. That's bad enough on its own. But you had to take your brazen dumb ass one step further by hauling ass through the parking lot toward Hobby Lobby. You cut me off, and I hit my brakes so hard, I killed my car. I wrote down your tag number and called the cops. So, next time you decide to show the world what an uncaring bitch you are about a child's safety, better check and make sure one of Lee's Summit's finest isn't nearby.
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