Do you like to see your name in the paper? Even if that paper is The Kansas City Star?
The Star's FYI section is forever soliciting submissions. This year alone, FYI's editors have asked for your favorite celebrity look-alikes, ugly pets, fireworks displays and nursery rhymes for the new millennium (not making this up). Well, the Department of Burnt Ends would like to hear your stories about submitting your stories. Did you accidentally put that naked honeymoon photo of your ex in the envelope instead of the shot of Fluffy eating your birthday cake? Was it really an accident? Tell us.
To enter, send your entries to email@example.com. Include a photo of yourself fawning over the FYI section's front page. Get creative with your expressions of adulation — put your whole body into it. We'll print the best entries in an upcoming section titled "FYI Submitters: the New Ernest Hemingways?"