When contrived entertainment-district shenanigans peak, it's time to head a block and half south on Grand and feast your eyes on some serious naughtiness. Until 3 a.m. seven days a week, Temptations has plenty of ladies of all colors and sizes working the pole, then wiping it down again to the sounds of T-Pain and Genesis. Nineteen dollars gets folks in the door, through the metal detector and into "Totally Nude" downtown bliss; $20 buys a lap dance. No alcohol is served inside, so liquor up next door at the Cigar Box. Or take the $7 that you would have spent down the street for beer in a plastic cup, and slide it into a lucky lady's G-string before she pulls it off and shows you her power and light.