The Brasserie: French for 'charmless' 

click to enlarge Many diners have forgotten about this hotel “coffee shop,” which serves breakfast, lunch and dinner.

SARAH RAE

Many diners have forgotten about this hotel “coffee shop,” which serves breakfast, lunch and dinner.

The problem with the Brasserie Restaurant at the Westin Crown Center Hotel — well, the first problem — is that it's neither a brasserie (not even a pretend brasserie anymore) nor a traditional hotel coffee shop. So what is it, exactly?

In a word, it's an afterthought. The upscale restaurant on the top floor, recently renamed Benton's Prime Steakhouse (after years as Benton's Chop House), is the hotel's premier dining venue and has always gotten a lot of attention from the hotel chain's management. But the Westin has never really known what to do with its more utilitarian dining space on the first floor. The Brasserie, which serves breakfast, lunch and dinner off the lobby, is way less glamorous. In fact, it's charmless, even by hotel-coffee-shop standards.

I know that I should cut the place some slack. Several employees of the restaurant told me that business has been seriously off since the economy soured, and the dining room no longer serves continuously, as it once did, from morning until night. It doesn't stay open until 11 p.m., either.

"There are theaters in Crown Center," one of the waiters told me, "but the people don't come here after the shows. The dining room is dead by 9 p.m."

It's dead before that. I dined with my friends Bob and Truman one Saturday night in the Brasserie, and even though a major convention was in town, ours was one of only three tables with diners in the restaurant.

"It's like The Shining," whispered Bob, who dreads empty dining rooms and thinks they're bad omens. He can remember the days when the Brasserie was a popular dining destination. Of course, that was well before the growth of the Crossroads as a serious contender in the dining game and before the creation of the Power & Light District. These days, the Brasserie exudes woe. It exists solely as a requirement. Big convention hotels such as the Westin Crown Center need a full-service, moderately priced dining room for patrons.

Since I last reviewed the Brasserie ("Check In," March 8, 2007), the restaurant has dropped any pretense of being "French," though two very large, ugly paintings depicting Parisian scenes remain on one wall. Toile tablecloths no longer cover the tables (there are no tablecloths at all), and French music isn't heard overhead. The music now? No one should be forced to eat a respectable meal to Alicia Bridges' "I Love the Nightlife (Disco 'Round)" followed by Blondie's "Heart of Glass." At a recent lunch in the dining room, the music selection was so miserable and high-pitched that I considered leaving before I finished eating.

OK, the menu still has French onion soup — not bad, by the way — and it's no longer called, pretentiously, "onion soup gratinee," as it was three years ago. The dinner menu now features dishes prepared with "SuperFoodsRx," which are, the menu states, "rich in antioxidants and phytonutrients." At the Brasserie, that means tomatoes, avocados, spinach, nuts and garlic.

It also means that the great lobster bisque from the old menu is out, replaced by something called "crispy dry ribs." I ordered those, but the server talked me out of them. "You won't like them," she whispered. The soup that night, she said, was clam chowder with ham. I told her that it was an odd combination, clams and ham. "Oh, I meant to say it was corn chowder with ham," she said.

Bob ordered the soup and said it was very good: "very country American." He also liked his deep-fried crab cake, a crunchy little puck of crabmeat perched on a platform of pan-flashed tofu (it looked like a soggy coaster) and sautéed spinach. "Spinach," I told him, "is loaded with phytonutrients" — the menu says so. His tiger shrimp were so tiny that he called them "sea monkeys on steroids." But the SuperFoodsRx avocado on the plate was tasty.

My pan-seared chicken breast was one of the scrawniest bird parts I'd ever seen on a plate. I was tempted to ask the server if it was actually a parakeet. But Truman raved about the slow-cooked pork ribs, which arrived slathered in Gates barbecue sauce. "It's the best thing here," he said. "They should make it a barbecue joint."

The warm apple tart on the dessert menu is a class act. The tiny timbale of chocolate mousse was sweet, though it wasn't served with the promised "minted strawberry sauce."

It was all very pleasant, unlike the lunch I shared with Franklin, Kimberlee and Martha. We arrived shortly before 2 p.m. — the desk clerk had told us that the restaurant served lunch until 3. Not true. The dining room closes promptly at 2 p.m., and seating a late table put our server's nose out of joint. In fact, he was an utter merde throughout the meal: sullen, humorless and icy.

The food was pretty good, though. Martha's cobb salad was inventive: a tower of chopped greens, avocado, hard-boiled egg, chicken, blue cheese, bacon and tomato. "Does the chef have any feta that I could have instead of blue cheese?" Martha asked. The waiter pursed his lips prissily and shrugged.

The food made up for the server's Gallic misanthropy. Franklin loved his "Butcher Block" pizza, heavy with pepperoni, chicken and capicola ham. Kimberlee was equally enthusiastic about her tomato bisque. Unfortunately, I wasn't so happy with my "Mexican fish taco," prepared with a "spiced seafood" that was unrecognizable in taste and texture. I think it might have been tuna mixed with salsa.

I returned for lunch by myself a few days later and had a much more pleasant experience. That day's server was charming and chatty, explaining that the "all-natural Kansas City buffalo meat" on the buffalo burger hadn't actually been raised in the city but at a ranch an hour away. "I guess they think that's close enough," he said. The burger came drenched in barbecue sauce — Gates again, I think — and the server explained that it was the sauce that really made it a Kansas City burger. The $12 burger wasn't outstanding, and the french fries weren't pomme frites. Then again, this Brasserie isn't a French brasserie and never really was.

So what is it? It's a hotel restaurant without personality or identity. By the time the Westin Crown Center's management figures this out, it might be too late.

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I produce shows at Crown Center and have stopped by the Brasserie many times for a bite before performances and with small groups for drinks after. The service is ALWAYS painfully slow. They can't blame the fact that people don't come - they don't come because of the service and the cost vs quality. I understand that without a crowd to anticipate they won't put on wait staff - then when a small group does appear, you get slow service. I'd suggest they take the attitude "If you build it they will come".

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Posted by George Harter on August 17, 2011 at 9:59 AM

We ate here tonight after seeing a play at the theater. In a word: AWFUL! The menu was so limited; nothing like it used to be in the past. We all ended up ordering burgers which were overdone, dry and pretty tasteless. I had a side salad and didn't realize you could actually get an awful salad. Well I did! Our service was pretty nonexistent and even though the manager stopped by our table and we requested our bill, we still had to wait....and wait...and wait. He came by again and seemed to think it was funny. Needless to say, we weren't laughing. We will not be back unless we hear of some major changes here.

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Posted by sjl330 on August 13, 2011 at 10:40 PM

Well, well, well! I am happy to see that there are a few hearty souls out there who are all for a series of gaffs,goofs and disconcerting lapses in service, atmosphere, and cuisine as a norm for a decent dining experience.

The faux french paint-by-the-numbers wall art made in a factory somewhere south of the no fly zone in editions of ten thousand stand as a good metaphor for this ill conceived treasure trove of gastronomic insufficiencies!

Charles is too nice about this gagfest. It is dark, dreary and a mass of misfires in every direction.

In the restaurant business you are only as good as the last meal you serve. Period! This place is on life support. It is dining as a terminal condition. The music, the menu, the resentful service and an interior right out of spatial destitution syndrome require a new approach from a very incapable management team.

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Posted by Pernell on July 23, 2010 at 12:01 AM

Well, well, well! I am happy to see that there are a few hearty souls out there who are all for a series of gaffs,goofs and disconcerting lapses in service, atmosphere, and cuisine as a norm for a decent dining experience. The faux french paint-by-the-numbers wall art made in a factory somewhere south of the no fly zone in editions of ten thousand stand as a good metaphor for this ill conceived treasure trove of gastronomic insufficiencies! Charles is too nice about this gagfest. It is dark, dreary and a mass of misfires in every direction. In the restaurant business you are only as good as the last meal you serve. Period! This place is on life support. It is dining as a terminal condition. The music, the menu, the resentful service and an interior right out of spatial destitution syndrome require a new approach from a very incapable management team.

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Posted by Althea on July 22, 2010 at 9:01 PM

This was a distinctly unpleasant as well as contradictory review to read. While it's full of testy jabs at the decor (it's not the Ritz but it's not that bad) it also goes back and forth between saying the food is poor but then when each item is described it comes across as if the person actually eating it liked it. Does Ferruzza not proof read this stuff? For all the Emperor's with no clothes in the KC food scene the Brasserie is not one of them. Pick on someone your own size.

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Posted by Bunny on July 22, 2010 at 7:08 PM

This was a distinctly unpleasant as well as contradictory review to read. While it's full of testy jabs at the decor (it's not the Ritz but it's not that bad) it also goes back and forth between saying the food is poor but then when each item is described it comes across as if the person actually eating it liked it. Does Ferruzza not proof read this stuff? For all the Emperor's with no clothes in the KC food scene the Brasserie is not one of them. Pick on someone your own size.

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Posted by Bunny on July 22, 2010 at 4:08 PM

I've stayed at the Westin twice within the last 10 months, once for business and once with my wife. While there weren't many diners, there were a good amount of people having a drink and a good time. While I wouldn't go there for dinner, it's a good place to have a drink or two before a show or meetup before going to dinner.

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Posted by Shawn on July 22, 2010 at 12:27 PM

I've stayed at the Westin twice within the last 10 months, once for business and once with my wife. While there weren't many diners, there were a good amount of people having a drink and a good time. While I wouldn't go there for dinner, it's a good place to have a drink or two before a show or meetup before going to dinner.

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Posted by Shawn on July 22, 2010 at 9:27 AM

While I believe that the writer of this article is entitled to their opinions, I would assume that this article will influence future potential customers and/or visitors to the hotel and/or city. Can we really afford to bash our local businesses and not expect that our own won’t in some fashion be effected as well? We should all be open to critique (the Brasserie and the Pitch) but the satire of the article won’t boost business for either company. While I am sure others will find the uncanninies comical…will this lead to lay-offs at the restaurant because consumers won’t want to eat at this restaurant…or will the this lead to fewer readers because the article doesn’t critique…it mocks a restaurant.

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Posted by Victoria on July 21, 2010 at 7:47 PM

While I believe that the writer of this article is entitled to their opinions, I would assume that this article will influence future potential customers and/or visitors to the hotel and/or city. Can we really afford to bash our local businesses and not expect that our own won’t in some fashion be effected as well? We should all be open to critique (the Brasserie and the Pitch) but the satire of the article won’t boost business for either company. While I am sure others will find the uncanninies comical…will this lead to lay-offs at the restaurant because consumers won’t want to eat at this restaurant…or will the this lead to fewer readers because the article doesn’t critique…it mocks a restaurant.

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Posted by Victoria on July 21, 2010 at 4:47 PM

The Brasserie is within walking distance of where I live, and I go there probably once a week for brunch, lunch or happy hour. I have not had the same experience with the waitstaff, nor the food. I travel a LOT for my job, and eat often in "hotel restaurants" and the Brasserie is leg up on their offerings, food quality, service and atmosphere. Additionally, their Happy Hour is great...

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Posted by Jason on July 21, 2010 at 2:27 PM

The Brasserie is within walking distance of where I live, and I go there probably once a week for brunch, lunch or happy hour. I have not had the same experience with the waitstaff, nor the food. I travel a LOT for my job, and eat often in "hotel restaurants" and the Brasserie is leg up on their offerings, food quality, service and atmosphere. Additionally, their Happy Hour is great...

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Posted by Jason on July 21, 2010 at 11:27 AM
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