The son of Kansas Gov. Kathleen Sebelius has made up his own board game called "Don't Drop the Soap." Which is funny because it's about prison rape! John Sebelius created the game as an art-school project and now is selling it online for $34.99. The game puts players in a prison where they have to avoid becoming somebody's bitch in the shower. Which is funny because John's mom has the power to try to stop prison rape!
We here at the Department of Burnt Ends think young master Sebelius should branch out to other games. Perhaps his next game could be called "Do You Know Who I Am?" No matter where your token lands, you simply need to boast that you're the governor's son. Better yet: "The Idiot Son of an Elected Official."
But life is still full of peril for a governor's son. You'll have to avoid DUIs, pregnancies and sausage fests to make it to the ultimate South Padre spring break.
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This sickens me that a Son of an elected Official makes a game called "Don't Drop the Soap".
Prison rape happens all the time and it affects anyone who gets raped. I think this is downright wrong and it sells for over 34.00?? Crazy people would buy this game!
Drugs are in prisons and they often come in by the workers of the prison, rape occurs and I heard 2 Prison guards laughing saying "yeah they are in here so they deserve it", I was appaulled! If our Prisoners get random UA's maybe it's time for the guards to as well.
Stop the Madness!
This sickens me that a Son of an elected Official makes a game called "Don't Drop the Soap". Prison rape happens all the time and it affects anyone who gets raped. I think this is downright wrong and it sells for over 34.00?? Crazy people would buy this game! Drugs are in prisons and they often come in by the workers of the prison, rape occurs and I heard 2 Prison guards laughing saying "yeah they are in here so they deserve it", I was appaulled! If our Prisoners get random UA's maybe it's time for the guards to as well. Stop the Madness!
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