I'm not going to do it. Not going to pander to your prurient interests. Not going to lower myself to taking potshots at a certain embattled former member of the Jackson 5. No cheap jokes. No snide comments. I'm here to talk about Tito Jackson. The second-oldest member of the Jackson 5 and a solo artist in his own right, Jackson has kept himself busy since the "ABC" days, and not just by reading about his family's shenanigans in the supermarket checkout lane. "Poppa T," as he fancies being called these days, has helped produce multiple tracks for his various siblings and has overseen the career of his three sons, who perform as 3T. Also, Jackson has ventured into the realm of jazz and blues and has been working on a solo album in that vein for several years. Jackson also ... what's that? No, I said I wasn't going to stoop to that level. Well, OK, just one. What does Michael Jackson call a circumcision? He calls it a circumcision. What else would he call it? You sick fuck.