The best part about our faux light rail: It gets us to the bar on time.

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The best part about our faux light rail: It gets us to the bar on time.

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Bonka, 25, was in the parking lot where his luv interest, Jamie, 23, was taking off her roller skates. They, too, were party attendees. The NR also introduced herself to Daniel, 30, who was showing a large amount of chest via his unbuttoned shirt.

"Miss Power, we've met before," Daniel said. Apparently, we interviewed him at the Peanut (the NR was lit then, so unfortunately, the details escaped her). We found out that they all met via the transitive property of friendship: Bonka met Daniel at NV; Bonka knows Jamie, so therefore Daniel met Jamie. Q.E.D.

By this time, we had missed the last bus, so the people who parked at the City Market shuttled everyone back. On our way, though, we encountered another random sight: a white stretch limo slowly driving down Grand Avenue. Two women were hanging out of the sunroof, and as we got closer, we saw that they were flashing their tits.

We were too maxed out on alcohol and bus riding to register much shock. All we could do was go home and collapse, and revel in the fact that we put the mass -- and not ass -- in mass transit that night.

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