That's what a guy like Fat Tone might call a guy like me.
I don't know Fat Tone. He doesn't know me. He hasn't come over to the house lately for meat loaf and Pictionary. I haven't sent him a get-well-soon card.
Anthony "Fat Tone" Watkins might be a sweetheart. He could read to senior citizens. Volunteer at a soup kitchen. Be kind to his mother and small animals. But a rapper whose album, Tha Stick Up Kid, features songs such as "Im'a Getcha," "OG Stacka Dolla" and "We G's" probably doesn't own the sunniest of dispositions -- or a dictionary.
Not that punk-ass bitch isn't an apt appraisal of my masculinity. I'm not tough. I'm not hard. I'm not strapped. I don't bust caps. I don't rock ice. I'm not rolling on dubs. I've never seen a drive-by. Or a walk-by. I've never even been in a fight. I've never been shot.
Tone has, though, and it unnerved quiet Brookside. You may have read about it in the paper or heard it reported on the news. Thirty seconds of "one wounded as gunmen chase rappers" before on to the weather, the Chiefs and kittens caught in trees.
The investigation is pending. No confirmed suspects. No confirmed motives. What we know comes from the police report and eyewitness accounts.
In the wee hours of October 17, Tone headed to KKFI 90.1 in Westport for an interview during Cool Wayne's After Spot Hip-Hip show. He was joined by his manager, Charles Littlejohn, and rappers C-Bo (Shawn Thomas), Killa Tay (Daniel Curtis) and Lil' Psycho (Augustus Rochelle) to promote that night's show, called "Kings of the Underground." Tone was the only KC native on an otherwise California bill. C-Bo is West Coast Mafia Records, and he's a close friend of Tone's mentor, Killa Tay.
According to a Web interview with Littlejohn, things went smoothly at 90.1. Around 3:10 a.m., the group climbed into a black 2002 Ford Excursion. Littlejohn was driving. C-Bo was in the passenger seat, Killa Tay sat in the backseat on the driver's side, and Lil' Psycho rode in the middle of the backseat. Fat Tone was in the backseat on the passenger side. The Excursion turned south on Main Street as a black Ford F-150 pickup drew even with it.
"We was rollin' and a black Ford ... pulled up right to Tone's window and bumped out ... we took off ... shit, they was on it," Littlejohn told Siccness.net (which brags that it's "the last remaining sanctuary for gangsta rap").
Two assailants opened fire with a handgun and an assault rifle.
"They started shooting a handgun first ... and then they starting dumping ... with an AK or something ... I'm like 'damn!' I didn't want to tear my shit up, so I rolled it up."
Littlejohn hit the gas. As the vehicle sped down Main, shooters pummeled the Excursion with bullets. The windows shattered. Contrary to some reports, though, nobody returned fire.
"Niggas handled everything like soldiers," Littlejohn told Siccness. "There wasn't no hollering like bitches. Niggas just like 'Go cuz! Go!' We was just getting out of the way of the gunfire and shit, that was that ... If we had guns, ain't no way in hell we woulda been running. We woulda pulled over and we woulda got down ... [But] We was naked, man."
The Excursion stopped at 61st Street and Main. Somebody called 911. Witnesses saw the pickup speeding across the state line with its lights out, but the drivers managed to elude Prairie Village police. News crews swarmed to the scene.
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ALL YALL BITCHES WANT TO HATE ON MY CUZZIN IS SUM BITCHES CAUSE IF HE WAS ALIVE THAN YALL HOES WOULDNT B TALKIN ON HIS MUTAFUCKIN NAME!!!!!!!!! fUCK ALL DA HATERS R.I.P. ANTONY FATONE WATKINS.........
ALL YALL BITCHES WANT TO HATE ON MY CUZZIN IS SUM BITCHES CAUSE IF HE WAS ALIVE THAN YALL HOES WOULDNT B TALKIN ON HIS MUTAFUCKIN NAME!!!!!!!!! fUCK ALL DA HATERS R.I.P. ANTONY FATONE WATKINS.........
Fat Tone was cool peoples. He never really considered his self as a thug but he was real. he wouldn't take no shit from no one and wasn't afraid to bust a cap in a niggas ass. so thats it for now though but i will always keep him in my prayers and lifted high.
Fat Tone was cool peoples. He never really considered his self as a thug but he was real. he wouldn't take no shit from no one and wasn't afraid to bust a cap in a niggas ass. so thats it for now though but i will always keep him in my prayers and lifted high.
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