Monday, June 4, 2007

Cellmates for Paris Hilton

Posted by Eric Barton on Mon, Jun 4, 2007 at 2:07 PM

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If you’ve been surfing the Web , you know today is Paris Hilton Goes to Jail Day. So in honor of the heiress in the big house, we’ve assembled a list of Kansas Citians we’d like to see behind bars:

* Gov. Matt Blunt, so that he can see what shitty health care is really like.

* Kris Kobach needs to be somebody’s bitch. But in a bit of Hollywood-style irony, he ought to have his passport stripped from him before he’s dropped into a Tijuana drunk tank.

* Hampton Stevens, for his overblown ego. Plus, he's got a new picture in KC Magazine, and he looks puffy and hideous.

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* Paul Rudd. Have you seen Knocked Up? This Overland Park product is funny in everything, so why not a reality flick about Rudd’s time locked up with the Latin Kings?

* Hearne Christopher Jr., for crimes against our eyes.

* Katheryn Shields keeps proclaiming her innocence. But Shields could easily pull off Eleanor Parker’s role in the 1950 movie Caged. Just imagine Shields getting her head shaved by the big ol’ matron Evelyn Harper. The movie’s best line of dialogue comes when the matron looks at Eleanor as if she were a pork chop and says: "Let's you and me get acquainted honey. You may be a number to others but not to me. Sit down in this chair, it's kinda roomy...." Shields could be that pork chop.

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* There are too many reasons to list why we’d like to see it. But there’s no doubt that a jail cell somewhere ought to house Walt Disney’s head.

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Robert WitbolsFeugen's alibi was never verified.

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Posted by Kilgore really dropped the bal on February 26, 2008 at 10:26 AM

I truely feel for Anastasia's family. I really do. However I still can't help from being puzzled ( more like amazed ) after reading the Epperson Report.

http://freebyroncase.com/docum...

"Upon approaching the circle drive I observer Mr. Witbolsfeugen to be standing with his hands on his hips standing directly over the "exact location" where I had found Anastasia's body on 10-23-97."

"What are you guys doing following me. I'm not the bad guy. You guys should be out looking for the bad guy."

"I observed Mr. WitbolsFeugen's demeanor to change when he began talking about the gunshot and described his actions upon hearing the gunshot. He appeared to switch from grieving parent to excited and colorful, describing in detail his emotion upon hearing the gunshot."

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Posted by Aaron Vermeulen on February 25, 2008 at 9:41 PM

A: Yeah. End of July I think. So she went over there for her senior year. She was not going to come over, Pat was of course feeding into this kind of crap, Patrick, and Francesca stayed over there because she didn�t want to be over there with her dad alone because I always made it a point, Bob had been accused of some things years ago, I found out after I had filed for divorce, neighbors came to me and told me some things that he had attempted to molest their granddaughter, and that on other occasions he would come to the front door nude to pick up the kid that I babysat for and stuff like that.

Q: Where was this?

A: When we were living on __________.

Q: Kansas City?

Q: Yeah. And Velda Cantrell was the grandmother, her family.

A: Velda Cantrell?

Q: Was the grandmother. And she came to me and told me that he had attempted, or he hadn't tried anything, but he had come to the door nude when her daughter dropped off her grandson. but she, another granddaughter had accused him of something sexual, some type of molesting, and never as far as I know, it was never reported or whatever, she was just happy I was divorcing him and getting him out of there.

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Posted by Betsy Owens' two cents on Pedo on February 10, 2008 at 11:13 AM

Read the police statements. The vehicle was headed westbound, which would make sense after exiting Mount Washington Cemetery, located east of I-435. If Anastasia exited the vehicle and began walking toward Erotic City, located at 8604 E Truman Road, east of where she got out, she was headed in the direction of her home at 614 S Brookside in Independence; look it up on Google Maps.

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Posted by Educate yourself, Fran. on February 10, 2008 at 10:51 AM

BYRON CASE BELONGS IN JAIL YOU STUPID PERSON! If you read the facts of the case and the fact that Byron's story does not make sense. Why would a girl get out right next to a gas station that's open with a payphone go the opposite way straight up a hill away from her house? YOU ANONYMUS will get what you deserve for leaving that comment, karma's a biotch YOU need to educate yourself. PLus Byron should already go to jail for being an admitted PEDOPHILE!!! His girlfriends was 13/14 at the time and he was 19. He's messed up in the head and so are you Anonymus you don't even have the balls to identify yourself

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Posted by Anastasia's Sister, Byron Kill on January 25, 2008 at 3:05 PM

PATRICK ROCK - read:freebyroncase.com statement of Betsy Owen
KELLY MOFFETT - PERGURY
ROBERT WITBOLSFEUGEN - read:freebyroncase.com Betsy Owen statement.

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Posted by Anonymous on June 9, 2007 at 9:15 AM

PATRICK ROCK - read:freebyroncase.com statement of Betsy Owen
KELLY MOFFETT - PERGURY
ROBERT WITBOLSFEUGEN - read:freebyroncase.com Betsy Owen statement.
these people should not be walking the streets of KC.
But we live in cruel in lying times.
Thank you for informing yourselves.

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Posted by Anonymous on June 9, 2007 at 9:14 AM

PATRICK ROCK - read:freebyroncase.com statement of Betsy Owen
KELLY MOFFETT - PERGURY
ROBERT WITBOLSFEUGEN - read:freebyroncase.com Betsy Owen statement.
these people should not be walking the streets of KC.
But we live in cruel in lying times.
Thank you for informing yourselves.

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Posted by Anonymous on June 9, 2007 at 9:14 AM

The people at NAFC (North American Fishing Club)ie Media Group ought to be in jail for Fraud and assisted theft.
Fraud for stating and promoting a false group of Poachers and assaulter upon women and kids. As the real North East Meet, which was Founded by another person other than who they now promote as the real group. Also, promoting and showing a stolen item on thier web sites. (Stolen Banner of the real group.)

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Posted by Bill on June 8, 2007 at 8:41 PM
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