In the boldly transparent effort to be more kid-friendly, the new KC personification of arena football awesomeness will be … A cartoon figure dressed in aviator garb.
Sure, the chin-tastic, leather-bomber clad ’toon resembles a reject from The Incredibles. But he’s ours. So we’ve generated a list of fitting tags. Now we invite you, dedicated readers, to pick your favorite. The winner will be submitted en masse to the Brigade by the appointed deadline of this Wednesday. Of course, write-in ballots are encouraged in the comments field. -- Ben Paynter
* Air Fabio
* Whitey McStealtherson
* The Baghdad Bomber
* The Terrorist Maker
* Penis Head? No, Flying Penis Head
* Captain Man
* Kerfluffle
* Chauncey McTavish
* American Dad's Stan Smith
* The Ambiguously Gay Pilot
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I thought I'd let you know the mascots name has been chosen. It's Captain Max Runway. Thanks.
Lol, I love some of these names. Here's my suggestion:
The Flying Nutcracker
Seriously, those chompers are huge.
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