Uh, hey, sprechen ze talk? I’m Harry Ellis, and I’m in charge of international acquisitions at the Nakatomi Corporation.
Hey, I read the papers, I watch 60 Minutes. I say to myself, These guys are professionals, they're motivated, they're happening -- i.e., they wanna do something fun this weekend. Am I right? To put it in my terms, you're here on a hostile takeover, and you grab us for some greenmail but you didn't expect some poison pill was gonna be running around the building.
Pro wrestler Chris Benoit murdered his family and then offed himself last weekend. The gruesome details keep coming: bibles placed next to his victims’ bodies, a prophetic Wikipedia post and cryptic text messages sent by Benoit in his final hours. After hearing all of this, I couldn’t help remembering the last major wrestling misfortune and Benoit’s history in Kansas City.
In May of 1999, I road tripped with a couple of friends to Kansas City for the unfortunately titled pay-per-view event, Over The Edge. Kemper Arena was packed with thousands of pro wrestling fans. Midway through the night, the arena lights went dark. A video screen glowed with the antics of the Blue Blazer, a masked wrestler better known as Owen Hart. Hart was supposed to swoop into the ring by rappelling from the catwalk above Kemper. But something went horribly wrong.
Here’s a couple of the messages:
I've been wanting to do this for weeks, and since Kraske had Tim Finn from the Star and Steve Wilson from Kief's in Lawrence on his show to talk about the year's best music so far, I'm thinking it's time for me to come forward. Here's a bevy of YouTube videos of the kind of stuff that's been rocking my tits in '07. This list, by the way, is more about artist and album than song and video. Post your faves in the comments, just be sure to change the width and height of the YouTube code to 400 X 333 so it'll fit in this narrow little blog column.
Cadence Weapon - "Sharks" from Breaking Kayfabe
(I haven't heard the whole album, but this track is really fresh sounding. Cool viddy, too -- a good example of how to appropriate video game culture without being precious about it.)
It’s been a long four years. So long, in fact, that not a single Royal who played in the last game that clinched a winning month is on the 2007 team.
Last month, civic leader and Republican consigliere Warren Erdman told me that Gov. Matt Blunt is the state’s “leading advocate for stem-cell research.”
Erdman tried to pass this line of crap after the boy governor elevated a foe of stem-cell research. Blunt put state Rep. Rob Onder on the Life Sciences Research Board, even though Onder had fought the passage of the constitutional amendment to protect stem-cell research in Missouri.
Now we’re seeing the consequences of Blunt’s "leading advocacy."
If you can figure out how it works, you can get yourself some free Mac Lethal.
The latest broadcast from my apartment is up.
Thank you and a happy Thursday to ye.
The Associated Press reports this morning that “Prisons and jails added more than 42,000 inmates last year, the largest increase since 2000.” Predictably, almost six out of every 10 prisoners was a minority. That might explain Jason Whitlock’s recent obsession with what he calls “prison culture” seeping out into the mainstream.
If this man was a Democrat would the story have been written in this way???
This story and the way it was written is complete bullshit. I could care less.
Who gives a fuck.
New low huds.
Nice going Pitch. A picture accompanying the story THAT HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH…
I think the timing here is a little off. I think I ate this in…