I went to the American Royal parade on Saturday and took some pictures. They include:
A horde of junior Chiefs Cheerleaders. It was a sea of red sateen as far as the eye could see.
KCTV 5’s Gary Amble (in black cowboy hat) milking his interviewee under teats No. 1 and No. 2.
This just in: Struttin’ Gates bottles.
Representing the West Bottoms haunted houses: The Headless Horseman
The re-headed Barbecuelooza.
The Northland Poop Scoopers: Making its third lap in the parade to clean up after the horses.
-- Jen Chen
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I saw Miss Chen sitting in the VIP section at the parade wearing an Alexander McQueen couture gown and acting like she was too good to be there. When one of the Pooper Scoopers tried to get her autograph, she had her mustachioed escort push him off the curb and right into the path of one of the High School Marching Bands (the one with the sexually ambigious flag twirler -- I think he was pre-op) where he was nearly stomped to death. It was a scandal to the jaybirds.
Yes Ryan, I think they are. Better question: are those bugle boy jean shorts they're wearing? Why yes, yes they are. Or maybe they're pepe. Who knows. I have a beef to pick though. Would it have killed one of these guys to wear a pair of stone washed jean shorts? That oldie but goodie is severely missed by a majority of the American public, and I have irrefutable empirical data to back this up. I have a whole closet of "old friends" waiting to be re-introduced to the world, and the pooper scoopers dropped the ball on this opportunity. Damn those pooper scoopers! If you see a chubby asian kid in a pair of stone washed jeans choking a man who is holding a bag of turds, you'll know why. Is Blossom on tonight?
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