By JEN CHEN
Last Friday, Jared Allen's new bar had its grand opening. Located on Southwest Boulevard (in the former California Taqueria space), the bar serves up Jared Juice -- fruit punch and Everclear -- and sports the motto, “Wine ’Em, Dine ’Em, 69 ’Em."
Jared really likes his jersey number.
Going up or down?
That's not Gatorade in that bottle.
The ladies of Jared Allen's. Yee-haw!
The easily-fumbled Jared Juice container, next to a bill for size comparison. Try to resist the urge to spike it after downing the drink.
That's Jared!
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The following comment takes issue with the initial sentence of your article and has gone on for truly a while rendering it clear how the commenter didn't want to examine further.
Jared had great time at your place.
Keep rock'n your style. Love the hair, hats, and downright 80's garbage.
Get another double-digit sack year.
I am sure Allen will soon be asking for a trade from the Viqueens. Takes a team like the Viqueens to turn an All Pro DE to a wallering jackass.
rtmo,
The same can be said of prostitutes and drug dealers. It doesn't change the fact that where they work SUCKS BALLS like Jared's craptastic bar.
thing are tough a enough for everyone already in the world why all the hate when i come in all i see is working people trying to make it in life so unless you have actually been here and tried it out then maybe you should use those good manners your mother instilled in you and shut the f up
anonymous,
At whom was that directed? You have to be more direct Jared (umm, I mean "anonymous"). Your statement doesn't mean anything, unless you meant to write, "I'm sure you have never had a drink and driven before in your life."
Yeah, sure meant to write that. And if that was directed at me, 1) I'm not a "boy," but you got the "titty" part right, I guess, since I have them as you so delicately put it. 2) Yes, I have never been drunk and the drove, let alone been arrested for it not once, but twice. Kisses.
hey titty boy Im sure you have never had a drink before in your life mama,s boy .
why is Ezzmo being an internet tough guy?
Fact is the the club looks nasty the girls don't look much better and I'm sure the food is awful.
Atleast with the owner being an alcoholic the drinks are probably pretty good and big. If you're looking for a cheap night this may be the place to go.
He will also fit in well with the rest of his new team on Lake Minetonka or whatever it was called. Maybe he go open a new AAA rated club there and the rest of the team can get all liquored up before defiling some young woman at sea.
Hey, "JIZZ"moe. Breathe.
I'd say you were Jared Allen, but you type too well for a drunk with a craptastic restaurant.
I think we could get a good trade for carl peterson that is what needs done .Not trade jared.
I think that girl is cute,even if she is a touch on the chubby side;she can pour shots down my throat any day.
Did Ezzmoe just have an arguement with his/herself? Very odd. Reading some of those comments is like watching a foreign movie with bad captioning. I can't figure out WHAT the hell is going on.
oh by the way ......wumble we dont serve bbq.. silly man know the facts before you talk s**t
ummmm..... i think i like corn and as for midwestern corn fed if you dont like it get the f**k out.although your mad because you have nothing better to do then put some f**ked up blog online while your taking a break from your porn.....get a life. Come down and speak proudly instead of using the web to take out your frustrations.So next time lets wipe the lotion from our hands and think about it.... we know who you are
luv to hate us,
WTF why talk
ummmm..... i think i like corn and as for midwestern corn fed if you dont like it get the f**k out.although your mad because you have nothing better to do then put some f**ked up blog online while your taking a break from your porn.....get a life. Come down and speak proudly instead of using the web to take out your frustrations.So next time lets wipe the lotion from our hands and think about it.... we know who you are
luv to hate us,
WTF why talk
ummmm..... i think i like corn and as for midwestern corn fed if you dont like it get the f**k out.although your mad because you have nothing better to do then put some f**ked up blog online while your taking a break from your porn.....get a life. Come down and speak proudly instead of using the web to take out your frustrations.So next time lets wipe the lotion from our hands and think about it.... we know who you are
luv to hate us,
WTF why talk
ummmm..... i think i like corn and as for midwestern corn fed if you dont like it get the f**k out.although your mad because you have nothing better to do then put some f**ked up blog online while your taking a break from your porn.....get a life. Come down and speak proudly instead of using the web to take out your frustrations.So next time lets wipe the lotion from our hands and think about it.... we know who you are
luv to hate us,
WTF why talk
ummmm..... i think i like corn and as for midwestern corn fed if you dont like it get the f**k out.although your mad because you have nothing better to do then put some f**ked up blog online while your taking a break from your porn.....get a life. Come down and speak proudly instead of using the web to take out your frustrations.So next time lets wipe the lotion from our hands and think about it.... we know who you are
luv to hate us,
WTF why talk
ummmm..... i think i like corn and as for midwestern corn fed if you dont like it get the f**k out.although your mad because you have nothing better to do then put some f**ked up blog online while your taking a break from your porn.....get a life. Come down and speak proudly instead of using the web to take out your frustrations.So next time lets wipe the lotion from our hands and think about it.... we know who you are
luv to hate us,
WTF why talk
to the person who likes to talk **** ONLINE instead of facing this crew face to face.....first off, just because we have a few girls that are a little heavy, doesnt mean that its (commenting trend) we give everybody a fair chance.WE are not the peanut......ouch i know. second,If we do have a pregnant waitress its because she needs to work.. who doesnt...and she may be a good friend...ever think of that dip **** so just because your lame *** doesnt have enough balls to say this to our a face keep your mouth shut and and grow set...
luv to hate us,
WTF why talk
Dear Jane,
"...when did assholes calling attractive, young women fat become the hottest commenting trend on lame blogs?"
Since young attractive women started running to fat and then proudly displaying it as a fasion statement.
Which is why you won't see any young, attractive fat women on my lame blog.
As an aside, this is NOT a lame blog: do not be hard on yourself.
With a slogan like "Wine 'Em, Dine 'Em, and 69 'Em," I'm sure Jared Allen's is just awful.
But, just by the way, when did assholes calling attractive, young women fat become the hottest commenting trend on lame blogs?
So...who's Jared Allen?
And, just by the way, when did young girls in pregnancy suits suddenly become the hottest hiring trend at lame restaurants?
wumble it reminds me of a favorite site http://notfoolinganybody.com/
"a chronicle of bad conversions and storefronts past"
BTW Jared Allen's looks gross.
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