By JEN CHEN
In case you missed last night’s episode of The Real Housewives of New York City, here’s a rundown of the activities by onetime Fort Scott resident Alex, who didn't make much of an appearance. She and her Simon, gay/not-gay husband are still in St. Barts. They prefer it to the Hamptons, you know, because there, they can relax. At the Hamptons, it’s just too much work to be social and make contacts, etc. (read: no house or friends there). Anyway, they get away from the kids and have dinner by the water. As they gaze at the ocean, their conversation goes something like this:
Alex: This is gorgeous.
Simon: It’s almost as gorgeous as you.
Alex: It’s as gorgeous as the boys and you. I’m so happy. We’re so lucky!
[A couple of minutes later]
Alex: I really love you in brown. [He’s in a brown shirt.]
Simon: You know I like shopping. I like shopping for you.
Alex: I like shopping for you!
I think they stole that bit of dialogue from this episode of The Simpsons, when Homer develops a crush on Mindy, his new co-worker. Colonel Klink from Hogan’s Heroes makes a guest appearance.
Klink: My job is to show you how miserable life would be if you married Mindy instead of Marge.
[He takes Homer's hand, and they fly into the air]
Homer: Ooh! I would live in a big mansion?
[Homer and Mindy play tennis while Jeeves looks on]
Mindy: I'm so happy, darling.
Homer: I, as well. Are you happy, Jeeves?
Jeeves: M'yes sir, quite.
Homer: Then we're all happy!
Klink: Let's get out of here...
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WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SONYA IS SOOOOOOOO UGLY!!!!! WHY DID THEY CHOOSE A NEW HOUSEWIFE ANYWAY!!!!!! ESPECIALLY SOMEONE THAT SAID LIKES TO HAVE WORK DONE!!!! SHE SHOULD SUE THE SURGEON!!!!!!!
Why don't all of you creeps shut the hell up and leave my pal Alex and her hunk alone?
LMAO! Those are some of the NASTIEST looking bitches I EVER SAW< who IN THE WORLD did they EVER get a freaking show of their own? And what sucks about this , is if there is nothing on I will find myself actually watching that damn show, of course the more I watch the MORE disgusted I become, LOL what the heck is wrong with me? LOL
Alex and her husband are nauseating. How can anyone be so shallow? All that baloney about social climbing. Gees! It's bad enough that social climbing is seemingly their main focus in life, but who would ever want to advertise that fact on national television as they do? And they are TERRIBLE parents. All the French lessons in the world don't matter a hill of beans if your kid can't behave himself and has no respect for anyone else. That kid is a f--king brat!
Cavalli "Met" gown or, I don't know...removal of chipped lead paint from steps where precious toddlers crawl..!!!???
What a bunch of morons. They both deserve each other, but those two poor kids !
Renovation my ass.
Credit come tumblin' down the hard way.
I am very upset because with all of the "money," why are her roots & hair a constant nasty mess!
Ramona is "the" most hated women on TV at this point. Alex and her husband are hard to stomach but Ramona is a vile excuse for a human being!
Mamma mia--Can someone please re-name this show "The PHONY Housewives of New York City?" Alex and her (obviously) gay Aussie hubby ARE concerned parents, but a large part of their concern stems from making their kids "trophies." Ditto for Ramona, forcing her daughter into acting when she's clearly more of an academic. Even the Wilhelmina team picked up on that. But they're both better mothers to their kids than the alleged "Countess," LuAnn--what a BEEEEatch! The only sane person in her posse is the housekeeper, whom she surely overworks and underpays.
The only genuine friendship here is between that of Jill and Bethenny. Everyone else just wants to know everyone else for their own betterment. But while Bethenny is an astute businesswoman, she should not apply the same aggressive tactics to her relationship--she's going to scare off her beau in an instant! OY!
Mamma mia--Can someone please re-name this show "The PHONY Housewives of New York City?" Alex and her (obviously) gay Aussie hubby ARE concerned parents, but a large part of their concern stems from making their kids "trophies." Ditto for Ramona, forcing her daughter into acting when she's clearly more of an academic. Even the Wilhelmina team picked up on that. But they're both better mothers to their kids than the alleged "Countess," LuAnn--what a BEEEEatch! The only sane person in her posse is the housekeeper, whom she surely overworks and underpays.
The only genuine friendship here is between that of Jill and Bethenny. Everyone else just wants to know everyone else for their own betterment. But while Bethenny is an astute businesswoman, she should not apply the same aggressive tactics to her relationship--she's going to scare off her beau in an instant! OY!
alex really needs to go--she is not even in the same catagory as the other women- she's ugly!!!!!!!!!!!!!! her ears are too big her teeth are awful and her hair is thin -cayote ugly- let her go
alex is so ugly her ears are too big, her eyes are sunken in and she looks like she had enormous teeth. she is a noobody -get her off the show
alex is so ugly her ears are too big, her eyes are sunken in and she looks like she had enormous teeth. she is a noobody -get her off the show
alex is so ugly her ears are too big, her eyes are sunken in and she looks like she had enormous teeth. she is a noobody -get her off the show
alex is so ugly her ears are too big, her eyes are sunken in and she looks like she had enormous teeth. she is a noobody -get her off the show
I think she looks like a cross between Lili Shenk and John "Piggy" Cupit, although they're both far more attractive than she is.
Hey, Mary -- cut that out! That fugly bitch looks nothing like my l'il Henrietta. I mean Hearne.
I'm telling ya, that muthafucka is Hearne Christopher in DRAG. Just put the photos next to each other. It's like one of those "Seperated at Birth" photos. Except the drag photo is slightly more masculine.
So that thing around her neck is what she uses to disembowel her victims before she devours their souls, right?
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