Thursday, March 27, 2008

YouTube and Drugs: Ur Doin' it Wrong

Posted by Nadia Pflaum on Thu, Mar 27, 2008 at 4:20 PM

By NADIA PFLAUM

When I was in high school, video cameras were still large, heavy and required Dad's permission to borrow.

But since digital video cameras became affordable and cuter than shit, every bored, suburban teenager seems to have one. And while there are undoubtedly thousands of budding Kubricks out there making mind-blowing films, there are also thousands of kids filming each other's minds being blown.

So while experimenting with drugs, as bored, suburban teenagers are wont to do, they can film each other tweaking out. Later, when they upload it all onto YouTube, they end up outing

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themselves on the 'net, thereby educating us old folks about what the kids are up to these days.

Interestingly, the most creative ways of getting high aren't even illegal in most states. There's a plant called Salvia divinorum that looks like mint, but has no distinct smell. When smoked, it produces a brief-but-intense high that includes hysterical laughing and inexplicable hallucinating. Sound fun?

I thought so too, until I saw this guy.

He is SO grounded.

Salvia was deemed a Schedule 1 hallucinogen in Missouri in 2005. It's still legal in Kansas, but just today, Senate Bill 481 passed the Kansas House and is on its way to becoming law.

"Robotripping" is the other not-at-all-new, legal substance that you and the hot girl from Econ are guzzling by the bottleful on YouTube. I remember kids talking about the 'Tussin back in high school, but it never seemed that appealing to me. Maybe this next video, posted by someone from Lawrence, is why.

Some people might find these videos immensely entertaining, but these kids' moms probably don't. Just a tip, kiddos: After you're done rewinding and watching and laughing at your friends drooling and rolling around on the floor, press ERASE.

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I am angered at Kansas' ban on salvia passed earlier this month. Salvia is not meant to be portrayed like this.

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Posted by ConcernedKansan on May 29, 2008 at 2:10 PM

Sage, aka..Herb of Mary is a sacrament. It is the opposite of cocaine. No Ollie Norths profiting, no addiction, its not fun, and instead of becoming a cocaine jerk, you experience the shamanic transformation known as the ego-death.

Is America addicted to arrogance that it would snear at grace and humility? Jesus is the vine, is he not? America's drug laws are a blasphemey before Christ. This sacred plant TEACHES the dangers of drugs.

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Posted by Titus Curandero on April 2, 2008 at 11:47 AM

What? No Jenkem?

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Posted by Chimpotle on March 28, 2008 at 7:54 AM

Don't know about robotripping, but salvia is all in good fun. I've smoked salvia lots of times but I don't think I ever acted like that... probably because I knew what I was getting into. It isn't always "fun" but it is always very intense and interesting, and often mind blowing. It's wrong to give it to someone to smoke without informing them of the exact nature of the experience (it can be scary), and it's just twisting the knife to mess with them while they're high. Other than that, I see nothing wrong with smoking up with a trusted buddy and posting it on YouTube. It can be rather funny to watch a high person, and such videos are a service for anyone thinking of trying the drug.

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Posted by skylights on March 27, 2008 at 11:19 PM
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