By CHRIS PACKHAM
Mark Russell would sing this to the tune of Camptown Ladies: Missouri Rep. William Lacy Clay is a supporter of presidential candidate Sen. Barry Obama, so if you were expecting him to say anything nice about the wife of the former "first black president," you are very confused but sexy, like Amy Winehouse, and also in for a giant shock: "If you have any, any kind of loyalty to the Democratic Party," says Clay to Hillary Clinton, "perhaps you need to rethink your strategy and bow out gracefully in order to save this party from a disastrous end in November."
Even The Kansas City Star's Steve Kraske is openly calling for undecided superdelegates to pick sides, and he's doing it with the grammatically correct pronouns and formal modes of address you would expect from a man whose parents' car bumper still boasts about their Honor Roll Student: "So Mr. and Mrs. Undecided Superdelegate, whom do you back for president?" he asks, adorably, serving as an example to those of us who use harsh language and ignore the who/whom distinction as a general rule.
It's tough out there for a cartoon mascot: KMBC Channel 9 says that some national right-to-life organizations are urging Johnson County District Attorney Phill Kline to run for re-election. Kline's record as the JoCo D.A. doesn't lend itself to a lot of feel-good campaign spots, no matter how you rearrange it. I even tried creating campaign literature that replaced unlovable old bureaucrat Phill Kline with Kernel Kobb, an adorable cartoon cob of corn who owns a Southern plantation, and the results were mixed at best. You can check my math:
Yep. It all looks pretty bad for Kernel Kobb, but at least he'll be able to command some high, or at least mid-range speaking fees.
You guys, sex is a big responsibility: Y'know, you don't have to have sex to be "cool." Just ask uncool Jaleel White. Contents under pressure, you guys! Jesus, listening to this was a mistake because it has been playing in my head for the last hour. Please also consider not doing drugs, not drinking, not not going to school and also please don't huff WD-40 fumes. I'll try to find awesome celebrity raps about those subjects later in the week.
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Dear American Voters, reporters, media. professionals, political parties, and presidential Nominees,
Subject: Presidential Temperament
Please talk about and "Compare And Contrast" the " Presidential Temperament" of our Presidential presumptive nominees. I will also request and plead to the nominees themselves [ Hon. Senator McCain and Obama ].
Our nation has been applying this yard and stick tor the appointments and confirmation process of our Supreme Court Justices nominees.
Our Greatgrand Nation Foundations are as under:
Family, friends, fellows, faith, funds, fun, with fairness & freedom And without fear, favor, and failure.
It will be disgrace and shameful if the nominees and media will not look into this critical and crucial aspect under current challenging times and circumstances facing our country and the Globe.
Please America and citizens USA wake up and ask to compare and contrast the " Presidential Temperament" of our presumptive presidential nominees.
Yours sincerely,
COL. A.M.Khajawall [Ret].
Disabled American Veteran
Forensic psychiatrist, Las Vegas, Nevada.
Dear American Voters, reporters, media. professionals, political parties, and presidential Nominees,
Subject: Presidential Temperament
Please talk about and "Compare And Contrast" the " Presidential Temperament" of our Presidential presumptive nominees. I will also request and plead to the nominees themselves [ Hon. Senator McCain and Obama ].
Our nation has been applying this yard and stick tor the appointments and confirmation process of our Supreme Court Justices nominees.
Our Greatgrand Nation Foundations are as under:
Family, friends, fellows, faith, funds, fun, with fairness & freedom And without fear, favor, and failure.
It will be disgrace and shameful if the nominees and media will not look into this critical and crucial aspect under current challenging times and circumstances facing our country and the Globe.
Please America and citizens USA wake up and ask to compare and contrast the " Presidential Temperament" of our presumptive presidential nominees.
Yours sincerely,
COL. A.M.Khajawall [Ret].
Disabled American Veteran
Forensic psychiatrist, Las Vegas, Nevada.
And after Whom, I'm coming after retired general A.M.Khajawall. At issue: the type-o in his signature, where he seems to bragging that he "disables" American veterans.
Big, Bad Who will have him checking into the VA, I tell you.
Whom is weak. Whom is sad. Whom is quaking with fear. When I get hold of Whom, Whom is going to be crapping its pants, saying its prayers, and telling me to Whom I should send the remains.
--325 Pounds of Hot Who Action
Dear Fellow Americans,
Our Great-grand Nation, the United States of America
is and will face very critical "Challenges" in coming
years and decades.
The Problems will be tough and solutions would not
easy.
The key will the cool, calm, and collectedness of our
next President[ What I call Presidential Temperament'
The one remaining candidate who has consistently that
Presidential Temperament is Senator Obama.
His message of change makes sense. We have to stop
doing business in Washington old ways. The new ways of
lifting each other up and stopping tearing each other
down will not held our Great grand Nation. The
Terrorists around the world[real] and inadvertently
assisted by some shortsighted media [Who are party to
this perpetuation of psychological terrorism of
mis-information, dis-information, and duplicity], that
is what we do not need.
In order to send the message around the world that
America is get Senator Obama our next president. At
least on thing he has shown consistently is the
presidential Temperament. The Temperament of our next
president is very critical address internal and
internal challenges. Let us defeat real external
terrorists snd internal psychological terrorists once
for all.
God Bless out Great grand Nation, its diverse people,
and Senator Obama. He is the ans her to our future
stability, security, safety, and regain our status in
the world.
Yours truly,
COL.[retd] A.M.Khajawall
Disables American Veteran.
Las Vegas Nevada.
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