Editor's Note: This post originally appeared on the blog of The Pitch's sister paper in St. Louis, the Riverfront Times.
By CHAD GARRISON
This celebrity news item comes a bit late, but what can I say? I wasn't on the invite list.
The infamous Paige Laurie tied the knot June 14.
I heard about the event only yesterday when a woman who worked the wedding absentmindedly told me about the soirée -- and then begged me not to repeat the news. Like everyone who worked the wedding, my source was forced to sign a confidentiality agreement promising she would not discuss the nuptials. The pact has apparently worked well, as I can't find a single news article about the ceremony on Google or LexisNexis.
Why all the secrecy? My guess is that Laurie's billionaire parents, Bill and Nancy Laurie, are still reeling from the 2004 cheating scandal involving their only child.
As you may recall, Laurie's former roommate at the University of Southern California told ABC's 20/20 in 2004 that Laurie paid her more than $20,000 over three years to do her schoolwork. The story also gave the University of Missouri-Columbia a black eye. Earlier in '04 the school christened its new basketball venue the Paige Sports Arena after Laurie's parents donated $25 million toward the construction of the building and named the structure after their daughter.
I can't say for certain where in Columbia the wedding took place, but at least one blogger complains that he was awakened by fireworks from the June 14 event. Another Internet posting reveals that the couple -- Paige and Patrick "Bo" Dubbert -- registered for all kinds of tableware at a Columbia jewelry and gift store. Paige would be about 26 today. Depending on how much faith you have in Classmates.com, Dubbert graduated from Jefferson City's Helias High School in 2000, making him more or less the same age as his bride. Dubbert's parents, Marsha and Pat Dubbert, still live in Jeff City, where the senior
Paige's mother, Nancy, is the daughter of the late James "Bud" Walton, who founded Wal-Mart in 1962 with his brother Sam Walton. According to Forbes magazine, Nancy Laurie is
worth $2.2 billion.
Not having any wedding announcement is one thing. But with that kind of scratch lying around, let's hope the reception didn't have a cash bar.