By NADIA PFLAUM
It’s not easy wearing hats.
At least, I’ve always failed miserably at it. So a girl rocking a hat gets my attention. Corey’s hat worked great on her, and not in a Mary-Stuart-Masterson-in-Benny and Joon way. Phew.
“I just get my hats at thrift stores,” she explained breezily while we waited for drinks at the packed bar. We had to shout over the rappers raging on stage in the background.
Corey mentioned that she wants “mermaid hair,” which sounds pretty specific. She said, “I have a five-year hair plan and a one-year life plan. And I just turned 28. How sad is that?”
Corey went on to explain that she underwent mild chemotherapy years ago and lost all her hair. Hair is important enough to most girls, but after getting it all back - blonde and long as ever - Corey must love it all that much more.
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oh, boys, that's enough. the great thing is that she looks gorgeous and I love that hat!
Ahhh, I can see the disconnect. I hoped to portray that I was too busy looking at the watermelons to notice the hat. See, I was trying to be a prick, but not a big enough prick to rip a cancer survivor. I was shooting for Andy Dick but accidentally hit Hitler.
Also, me calling The Pitch racist is obviously a silly attempt to make fun of the way that shit that gets spun so often nowadays. You guys do more than the average bear to combat the matter.
That said, I also would really like to see some baggy ass pants and some gold ass teeth. I KNOW!! Could you resurrect a picture of Boss Bitch?!?!? I swear if you do I will be good for like a week or something.
Sigh, I suppose this is why folks like Aristotle and Socrates were more effective�they could actually sit down and solve problems without the filter that is a computer screen.
Oooooh, ice-buuuuuu-uuuuurn! Trevor, w/r/t your barely comprehensible criticisms -- we ain't no perfect Miss Teen Florida Orange Juice Pageant contestants, and we actually listen to critics. In fact, I was specifically singling out your sleazy entendres about a cancer patient enjoying the triumphant return of her hair -- it came off a bit "cunt-y," is the consensus, but then I guess I don't understand comedy.
Oh, Chris, to do so implies that I would let you stand next to me in the first place.
Besides, I raise a valid point in that you all gripe about and get the ACLU involved in allegations of racial shenanigans and dress codes, yet within your own paper you fail to practice what you claim to preach.
OK. Wow. Just... wow. Awkward. If this were a party, I would now be pretending to see somebody else I needed to talk to and lunging away from Trevor.
DAYUM! She is wearin' a hat? I musta missed it as I was noticin' no baggy clothes up in that watermellon smugglin' clothes ho.
I suppose I shouldn't hold off on my daily call for all the races of Kansas City to represent up in the Plog, but I will. After all, if Jesse Jackson can drop n-bombs, maybe Spike Lee can chill out for a day too.
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