By NADIA PFLAUM
Emily insists that she wears the same thing every day -- she says she owns one shirt, one tank top and two pairs of jeans. If that's true, I bow to her minimalism.
Emily and I do not share the ability to maintain a skinny wardrobe but we do have two things in common: a hatred for Ugg boots and pregnancy dresses, those waist-less monstrosities that fan out and hang like sacks, adding twenty pounds to even the most waif-like of gals.
I tried to give Emily another shot at a photo. At the last moment, her spotlight was stolen by rapper and camera whore Dutch Newman (whom she didn't know, I might add):
But it's okay, she got him back:
She said, "It had to be done, don't you think?"
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