By JUSTIN KENDALL
Last Monday, Phill Kline testified at George Tiller's pretrial hearing. But "a scheduling conflict cut off questioning," the Associated Press reported.
Apparently, Kline had somewhere better to be: at a speaking engagement in Richmond, Virginia. The Family Foundation of Virginia was throwing a party Thursday night, and it just isn't a party unless Phill Kline shows up to talk about abortion.
"Thursday night more than 600 pro-family Virginians attended The
Family Foundation of Virginia's Annual Gala to hear a dynamic address
by former Kansas Attorney General Phill Kline," the Family Foundation's blog says. "He did not disappoint."
No word on how many anti-family Virginians also attended.
Anyway, sounds like Kline gave his usual passionate but repetitive
speech with lots of calls for "true leadership" and fighting "for
enduring truth" despite "political consequences" because the "rule
of law in our nation" is broken and people have rejected a
"fundamental truth." It's a long way of saying abortion is bad. There was also probably a reference to Kansas' soil
being stained red with the blood of the unborn, which sounds more like
Slayer than Kline.
Kline also played the victim of "the media, the elites and the political establishment."
"They stole my name," Kline told the crowd. "They destroyed my
reputation."
Which is debatable.But I'm probably just grouchy. Tiller's hearing was just getting good and Kline was supposed to testify
again this week -- along with Paul Morrison -- but the hearing was postponed until January 6. Damn.
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Oh, harrison, you are such a silly whacktard that I lurve you. You showed a sign of promise in getting the post-birth-abortion equals the death penalty allusion, while somehow completely missing every other aspect of what is going on around you.
You are a symbol of the KC-mayorgate�your commentary wholly illustrates complete focus and understanding of a specific minutia at the expense of every other single thing.
Seeing as how I just belatedly entered the other caption contest, can I propose that we post a picture of you in a detective outfit or something and start another caption contest? This time, I can get in from the get go rather than letting guz get all the good ones.
For starters, they didn't say 600 families, they said 600 pro-family Virginians (pro-choice people can't be pro-family, after all their families are just figments of their imaginations-all they really do is go around eating babies). And, yes, speaking at "pro-life" conferences across the country instead of doing his job really proves that he's got what it takes to be president. And not be biased in who and how he prosecutes. You know how you can tell that Phill Kline is "pro-life"? He successfully argued to reinstate the death penalty in Kansas. Nothing says all life is precious like killing people!
Oh, and McCain really won the election, Sarah Palin wasn't a drag on the ticket and is actually a brilliant foreign policy expert. The sky isn't falling and Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy all live in a sugar castle in the clouds.
I ain't no RSS lazyass, so how about a link? I didn't see no caption contest. I lurve caption contests!!!
Trevor, I knew you were lurking out there somewhere. Welcome back! Lucky for me, I'm out of the post-birth-abortion age range.
And thanks, Guz.
also trevor, i called your ass out in the caption contest last week and then i cried and cried when you never bit the bait
yay! he's back!
justin the line "No word on how many anti-family Virginians also attended" was awesome.
Justin, I know you want Phill to continue to be your whipping boy, but if the third Clinton administration thinks what folks meant by change was Bill being back in the Whitehouse as puppet master, even Phill Kline will be able to win the presidential election in less than 4 years running on a �conduct 20-to-30-year-post-birth abortions on the media and press, but save the babies� platform.
In fact, perhaps you should consider this Phill�s first stop for the 2012 primaries�trying to turn the new blues back red? Seems that there are at least 600 families that would vote for that ticket so far...
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