Friday, November 28, 2008

Stealing Time: Thigpen dumps skeleton for Starr?

Posted by Justin Kendall on Fri, Nov 28, 2008 at 9:45 AM

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Tony's Kansas City runs with the rumor that skeleton-humping Chiefs quarterback Tyler Thigpen is dating 38 the Spot Simpsons

quiz master Holly Starr. No wonder the charity dates for "southern gentleman" Thigpen and Starr are double dates. You totally won't be a third wheel if you bid on

Starr or Thigpen. Well, maybe if Thigpen brings along his skeleton.

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-- Justin Kendall

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Shit yeah, met her recently, Park University is a MFer. Their online classes are harder than hell!

Plus, really deep people ALWAYS tip-toe-up-body-turn-chest-pump as a gesture to show their internal beauty.

Not sure what I was thinking, but I am glad someone who knows her SOOOO well came to her aid.

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Posted by Trevor on December 1, 2008 at 3:13 PM

hey, mether, i'm sure there together because shes a genius. anyone who knows her simpsons like that cant be all beauty alone

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Posted by guz on November 30, 2008 at 10:40 AM

To "The Trevor," probably not your real name as you seem more like a jealous girl..
Anywho, I recently met Ms. Starr at the 810 Harvesters food drive and she seems to be a very sweet person, not shallow at all as you referred to her. She was nice to EVERYONE and was very easy to talk to. After reading her bio did you know she graduated magna cum laude?? That definitely squashes your low IQ claim of her!! She seems to be as pretty on the inside as she is the outside. Don't be such a hater. I guarantee you have never even met her, if you ever get the chance to, I bet your opinion will be different than it is now. I was very surprised.. she is very real and genuine. Can't always judge by looks alone.

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Posted by met her recently on November 29, 2008 at 12:28 PM

Doc,

I've been looking for that $50 everywhere. I swear it fell out of my pocket.

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Posted by Justin Kendall on November 28, 2008 at 8:43 PM

Justin,

Thanks for browsing: you doubled my readership today!

p.s. - you didn't happen to drop a $50 while you were over here, did you? 'cause I just found one in the comments....No? Okay, then.

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Posted by Doc on November 28, 2008 at 6:35 PM

Compare and contrast the skeleton to Starr:

The skeleton, unlike Starr, surely is assembled from all natural parts, appears to be less shallow and everyone has heard about skeletons. However, for both, all bones showing are sparking white, both seem to put up about the same resistance to being a semen receptical, and both seem to share the same IQ.

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Posted by Trevor on November 28, 2008 at 10:02 AM
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