Today Fox News, tomorrow the world. After yesterday's belated Good Morning America visit with an unfortunately spasmodic Diane Sawyer, Mayor Funkhouser and wife Mary Todd Lincoln Gloria Squitiro showed up this morning on Fox News' Fox & Friends. (Co-host Gretchen Carlson called Squitiro "a trailblazer," causing Bella Abzug's ghost to spit out her Boo Berry.
Other stops this week on the Mammy Streak Press Tour:
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If they are going back in time, why not do a remake of old yeller with the squid wearing a bleach blond wig cast as yeller. In order to save his own life Lurch would kill her, but with a big ol alligator tear in his eye.....soon after her death and while she's still warm he hooks up with his former black secretary and they play the mixed couple on The Jeffersons. Now that would make even Leftist Lewie Dogoodie happy.
The City Manager should beg the Mayor to fire him. An elite group is calling for a recall of a new Mayor, and they have already picked his replacement, someone who will not serve the whole City, but only the elite.
He is a benefactor of TIF. And the TIF plans generated about $230 million below original projections. The TIF plans projected about $465 million in revenue but produced only $231 million through 2005. Remember who was Mayor?
The projections are the revenue expected to be available to pay redevelopment costs. Section 807 of the City Charter, states use of economic incentives to benefit Kansas City, and not misuse Kansas City tax payers, because we have greedy, arrogant, and disrespectful developers. Thinking they are the only ones that can do the job. Projections were overstated and now they are looking at the General Funds. What happened to Budgeting and serious Business. This is no power game.
TIF projections consistently overstate TIF revenues. TIF revenues fell below original projections for about 78 percent. Approved TIF plans are a promise by the developers, Mayor, City Manager, and the City Council to
citizens who pay the taxes.
So, these people who think they are going to be the immediate new Mayor, and keep business as usual. Better rethink how important and knowledgeable Kansas City's Citizens are. And they do not forget the history!
I think she is going to appear on Flava of love, sleep with Flava Flav and say "I can't be racist, I slept with a black dude"
Somehow they also went back in time to do some syndicated shows.
Squit beats Willis (using Arnold as a club) for jive talkin' on Diff'rent Strokes.
Squit takes all Funk and Fat Albert offer in a menage a trios on Fat Albert. While the voices in the "heavy lurve" sex scene sound like the act is actually happening, Bill Cosby's voice is absent. However, there are puking sounds in the background.
Archie, played by Squit, actually kicks Sammy Davis Junior in the FACE, sending his glass eye down Meathead's (played by Funk) pie hole. An obese Gloria (also played by Squit) has arms too short to give Meathead the Heimlich on All in the Family.
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