I did not know Saran Wrap was a substitute for condoms. Nope. Didn't know. Not until U.S. Attorney John Wood told us today in a press release announcing the guilty plea of Wei Li Pang, a massage parlor owner who apparently convinced women to cross state lines to prostitute themselves -- and use plastic wrap instead of condoms. Clearly to avoid a telltale Dumpster full of used condoms.
Pang owned Asian Massage Health Center in Olathe and Oriental Massage in Mission, neither of which I managed to visit. Otherwise, I might have understood why Pang ran up a bill for Saran Wrap. Again, didn't know. Didn't want to know.
The release says the women worked nasty shifts -- 9 a.m. to 11 p.m. seven days a week -- and lived where they worked. Ew.
Pang faces 20 years in federal prison, where she'll have to get a job in the kitchen to get her hands on the Saran Wrap. -- Justin Kendall
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Um, so she convinced the girls to use saran wrap but what about the customers. In a story as awful as this, that little detail just made me want to puke that those dudes are walking around JoCo picking up non-working girls at bars, taking them out to dinner and then enjoying a game of hide the salami(most likely unwrapped). JoCo is a slum. Nasty.
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