Thursday, December 18, 2008

Studies in Crap Salutes Your Office Ninja With "The Way of the Ronin: A Guide to Career Strategy"

Posted by Alan Scherstuhl on Thu, Dec 18, 2008 at 6:00 AM

Each Thursday, your Crap Archivist brings you the finest in forgotten and bewildering crap culled from area basements, thrift stores, estate sales and flea markets. He does this for one reason: Knowledge is power.

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The Way of the Ronin: A Guide to Career Strategy

Author: Beverly A Potter, PHD

Publisher: American Management Associations

Date: 1984

Discovered at: DAV Thrift Store, North Kansas City

The Cover Promises: Behind you! A giant samurai! With a blade in one hand and . . . uh . . .a sausage in the other!

Representative Quotes:

"When a samurai was severed from his lord, he had two choices: to commit seppuku (ritual disembowelment) or to do ronin." (page xi)

"Corporate Ronin create new opportunities for organizational action by testing limits and by pushing and directing the innovation process." (page 192)


At first glance, The Way of the Ronin seems merely to confirm what I've always suspected: that American corporate life of the 1980s was in almost every capacity indistinguishable from feudal Japan. After receiving pink slips, for example, Reagan-era workers either opted for honorable suicide or sharpened their swords, updated their resumes, and wandered the land as Ronin, master-less warriors of the martial arts.

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But wait. Before you think The Way of the Ronin offers you the chance to start slicing up the h.r. reps who have stained your honor, heed author Beverly Potter's warning: "Ronin is used here as a metaphor based on a Japanese word for leaderless samurai to describe the optimal career path of the 1980s."


So, it's a metaphor! Don't think corporate life is going to be all bushido and sword fights. As Potter writes, "Modern day Ronins have many hats and are masterful in generalizable skills that they can apply across specialties to a wide range of endeavors."

In short, ronin here just a fancy way of saying "temp."

Consider the badass warrior below with his giant ink pen, ghetto blaster, Apple IIE pennant, Shetland pony, all pinned to the Family Circus circle?

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That guy gets no benefits. The good

news: he does have "many hats."

Your Post-It Fu is No Match for My

Systems Analyzing Fu: The

best response to an unstable job market? Make-believing your one of

a foreign country's folk heroes as based upon your half-assed

understanding. (Around my office, I'm a Pancho Villa.)

Potter pads this insight to 200 pages

by dragging in the I Ching, Sufi teachings, Carlos Castaneda, Alfred

Lord Tennyson, Schroedinger, John Lennon's "Working Class Hero,"

Go gameboards, Megatrends, Future Shock!, What Color is Your

Parachute? and much more.

Here she describes Fear, the first of the five enemies facing

corporate Ronin: "Fear's capability to enslave is

much like that of the magic Ring of Power that Bilbo Baggins stole

from the evil hobbit, Gollum, in the popular hobbit fantasy series."

For all the breadth of her reading,

Potter spends most of the book gassing on about familiar self-help

solutions. She suggests that you set goals, visualize success, and

sign contracts with yourself. Also, compose lists of your wants:

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You have to earn those

cassingles, swordsman!

The Power of Positive Cultural Appropriation: Since Ronin are the samurai who don't disembowel

themselves, positive thinking is the key to

success. Potter illustrates this through the ancient Japanese

tradition of the bummer.

"Bring to mind a bummer you

experienced sometime in the past," she advises. Then, "rerun the

bummer on your fantasy screen, making it as vivid as possible" and

"yell 'STOP!' as loudly as you can inside your mind."

This

is the first step to replacing your bummers with powerful

thoughts.

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Shocking Detail:

While The Way of the Ronin offers

pretty much the same advice as every career guide ever, Potter does

manage a handful of fresh suggestions:

  • Pretend to be a samurai warrior!

  • "If you want to feel like you belong,

    that you're an essential member of the team, look for an understaffed

    organization."

  • The dirtier the chart, the more

    effective the communication.

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Highlight:

Workers don't just become Ronin

because samurai are so damn cool. They do it out of response to what

Potter calls "Career Feudalism," "a way of organizing work

that diminishes the personal power of workers."

Just as the Ronin

of ancient Japan liberated themselves from a structure of masters and

landowners, the Ronin of the age of Nagel freed themselves from

meeting attendance, dedicating themselves not to the Company Way

but to the good of individual projects and their own personal satisfaction.

"They consider work a medium for

self-realization, the barbells that discover the skill muscles."

So, career feudalism. Here's a peek

at its bikini area.

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-- Alan Scherstuhl

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I feel that way often in person and sometimes on blogs � that the conversation is so established I would be interrupting. I know exactly what you mean about that.

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Posted by Harmony Erbentraut on March 18, 2010 at 7:15 PM

This book sounds really interesting. Where can i get a copy?

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Posted by Your career advice guide on December 28, 2008 at 10:03 PM

I don't see why this book is so crappy. It totally changed my life.

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Posted by Jeremy Piven on December 18, 2008 at 11:49 AM

Is it just me or is the businessman on the cover giving his shadow-self an HJ?

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Posted by PocketPatrick on December 18, 2008 at 9:45 AM

This is the most bad-ass I've ever looked!

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Posted by Orphan Eagle on December 18, 2008 at 9:20 AM

Hummmmmm...... it's taken 24 years to get a saucy review! Irreverence is characteristic of ronin. Flacid penises? It's Freudian, Fifi.

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Posted by Dr. Beverly Potter on December 18, 2008 at 8:55 AM

Oh - and about the want list...what does she mean by "sheepskin covers"? Like, seat covers for your IROC? Sheets? Or is she *ahem* allergic to latex?

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Posted by jjskck on December 18, 2008 at 8:26 AM

Guz has died of dysentery.

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Posted by jjskck on December 18, 2008 at 8:23 AM

How come the diagrams all look like flacid penises? Is it me? Or is there some 1980's feminism going on in this text?

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Posted by fifi on December 18, 2008 at 8:21 AM

oh samauri with the apple ii flag, will you come over and play Oregon Trail with me?

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Posted by guz on December 18, 2008 at 6:37 AM
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