A week ago, we got a press release about this new, local testimonial Web site: Please Put God First.com. A godless heathen like me isn't going to testify or drop $5 on a P.P.G.F. bracelet -- which the site seems more interested in hawking than in getting testimonials (there's only one). I started snooping around the site and found links to the International House of Prayer and a site called I See Color, which links to a site called LuvCube where I learned how to make love to a fat curvaceous woman. Thanks, God.
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Woah! A God site that leads to promoting sex betwixt a man and a woman?!?!
First, where do I send my $5 for a bracelet?
Second, Justin, are you going to give it a try, and if so, will your boyfriend be mad?
Third, why do I keep failing when making a joke about straight people being gay?
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