Scene: Earlier this morning, Phill Kline's first day as a visiting law professor at Jerry Falwell's Liberty University School of Law in Lynchburg, Virginia.
Hello, class. My name is Phill Kline. I'm the former attorney general of Kansas and the district attorney of Johnson County, where the soil is stained red with the blood of the unborn. Louis Kahn said even a brick wants to be something. A brick wants to be something. A fetus wants to be something! It aspires. Even a common, ordinary fetus ... wants to be something more than it is. It wants to be something better than it is. That is what we must be. See you on Friday. -- Justin Kendall
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Be that as it may, Justin has spent SOOOO much time spewing juices at Phill from both ends of his gastrointestinal tract that a meeting betwixt them is certain cause some sort of organ interaction.
Don't think Phill interacts his sex organs with either end of the gastrointestinal tract.
guz, no kidding! Maybe we can take up a collection for Justin. Let's see...he would need a bus ticket to Virginia, some flavored edible underwear, and a T-shirt that says, "Hey, Phill, betcha can't impregnate this" with an arrow pointing to the ass.
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