Yesterday, Overland Park police arrested a 19-year-old man who really sucks at kidnapping. I imagine it went something like this:
Kidnapper: I'm going to kidnap you.
Kidnapper: I have a gun.
Kidnappee: I don't care.
Kidnapper: I'm serious.
Kidnappee: Dude, shut the fuck up. I'm trying to play Call of Duty.
Kidnapper: Aww, c'mon. Please?
Kidnapper: Damn it [pitching a fit].