People who watch Fox 4 don't get laid. OK, maybe I'm overstating it. Last night I saw this very, very sad poll on Fox 4's Web site. Yep, 30 percent of Fox 4 viewers answered this question -- "How many consecutive days have you been intimate with your partner?" -- with this answer, "I can't remember the last time I was intimate with my partner." It's all tacked on another story about a church, this time Mercy Church in Olathe, challenging members to have sex for a month. Mercy Church pastor Timmy Gibson, who's done other stunts to get people in the pews, says he'll talk about masturbation, sex toys and positions with his parishioners. I'll save you a Sunday trip to church. They're all good. Sex isn't bad. Get to it.
Exciting tech news. Read the newspaper on the computer! No way.
The Kansas Meadowlark recaps Kansas Days in all its blurry glory. Also, Kansas Jackass gets outed. Helluva party.
Kansas ranks No. 4 nationally in black homicides.
Mark Forsythe wants KC leaders mining conventions and trade shows to find big businesses willing to relocate to Kansas City.
Chemtrails don't scare Happy in Bag. What? Next he's going to say 9/11 wasn't an inside job.
Claire McCaskill is not a Bill Bidwell fan.
has another great police blotter find from Shawnee: "Domestic violence,
soon to be ex-boyfriend hit victim with a hammer and took her money.
Elbow bruised, medical treatment refused. Suspect still at large."
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