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Friday, February 6, 2009

Politics / Sports

Missouri lawmaker wants to shut down elementary school cage fighting

Posted by Justin Kendall on Fri, Feb 6, 2009 at 4:16 PM

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Missouri state Rep. Bryan Stevenson hates small business owners like myself. Stevenson wants to shut down my new business venture, the Extreme Elementary School Fighting Championship.

Earlier this week, Stevenson introduced HB 606, which increases the regulatory authority of the Office of Athletics for mixed

martial arts contests and prohibits youth under eighteen years of age

from competing in a cage or enclosure.

This bill will effectively kill the EESFC. Please write Rep. Stevenson and tell him you share my passion for the grandest sport of all: watching a pair of 8-year-olds slug it out in a steel cage.

Thanks to Show Me Progress.

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I am pretty sure that the case of YouTube versus Common Sense established Federal precedent for under-18 beat downs as long as the beatee can be classified as a �fat kid�.

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Posted by Trevor on 02/07/2009 at 7:06 AM

crap!

...and just when i finally had the betting odds figured on those little bastards.

what's the world coming to; next thing you know some uppity legislator will demand that Kansas school districts teach their children evolution.

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Posted by Nick on 02/06/2009 at 6:48 PM
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