The recession hasn't hurt Club Skin (1037 Northwest 435th Road, 816-732-5683) at all.
The Holden, Missouri, all-nude, adult-entertainment franchise is opening two new locations by the Lake of the Ozarks and needs to staff them before the weather warms up and people head to Party Cove.
Which means Club Skin needs a House Mom, stat.
Ideal candidate possesses:
The desire to move up the adult entertainment ladder and according to Mike, operator on the Club Skin job hotline, "half a dozen years under her belt on stage."
Act as a liaison between entertainers and management, help staff all three locations by finding potential entertainers and interviewing them, make schedules and rosters, traveling between locations
Must have contacts in the industry (DJs, doormen, other entertainers) and she "must be able to with withstand the drama that is perpetual," says Mike.
A company car and a company credit card.