This conversation* took place just before 1:15 today on Mix 93.3**.
Swank, a Mix staffer, on the phone: I'm on the Plaza, in that park with the fountains with the horses that spit water -- I don't know what it's called!
Jenny Matthews: I don't know what it's called either!*** You're handing out free Vitamin Water, is that right?
Swank: Yes! The taste just explodes in your mouth!
I'll be here til this afternoon, and after that, I'm going to go see Britney ...
Jenny Matthews: Yes, the concert's tonight! But you know what? We won't even be able to SEE you! Because you've lost so much weight! You're so skinny!
(Cut to commercial.)
* This is an approximation of an actual conversation. It is not verbatim. The actual dialogue was stupider.
** Does not indicate that I or any other Pitch staffer actually listens to The Mix.
*** Matthews has worked for The Mix in Kansas City since 2004.