Thursday, April 2, 2009

An actual conversation on Mix 93.3

Posted By on Thu, Apr 2, 2009 at 2:10 PM

click to enlarge No, Jenny. That's not how you sit in a desk, either.
  • No, Jenny. That's not how you sit in a desk, either.

This conversation* took place just before 1:15 today on Mix 93.3**.

Swank, a Mix staffer, on the phone: I'm on the Plaza, in that park with the fountains with the horses that spit water -- I don't know what it's called!

Jenny Matthews: I don't know what it's called either!*** You're handing out free Vitamin Water, is that right?

Swank: Yes! The taste just explodes in your mouth!

(Yummy noises.)

I'll be here til this afternoon, and after that, I'm going to go see Britney ...

Jenny Matthews: Yes, the concert's tonight! But you know what? We won't even be able to SEE you! Because you've lost so much weight! You're so skinny!

(Cut to commercial.)

* This is an approximation of an actual conversation. It is not verbatim. The actual dialogue was stupider.
** Does not indicate that I or any other Pitch staffer actually listens to The Mix.
*** Matthews has worked for The Mix in Kansas City since 2004.

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