BULLETED WHATEVER IN BRIEF:
Hair Club for Commandantes en Jefe: U.S. Rep. Emanuel Cleaver, he of the miraculous advancing hairline, has come back from a life-changing diplomatic trip to Cuba and determined that we can take years off the appearance of the U.S.-Cuban relationship by covering the "bald spot" of the 50-year-old U.S. embargo with the "microscopic follicular unit hair transplant procedure" of increased diplomatic ties. Henceforth, everything I write about the political career of Emanuel Cleaver will be framed in the marketing terminology of the hair replacement industry.
"We meet with despots all over the world," Cleaver told the Kansas City Star, running a hand through his luxuriously thick head of hair. "What we've done in the U.S., which is tragic, is we've let some Cubans who left Cuba in the 1950's dictate national foreign policy," he added before diving into a pool and swimming confidently to the opposite side. Personally, I'd like to blame all the world's ills on people from the 1950s, with their stupid Big Bopper records, their Cialis prescriptions and their coming-of-age memories about hiking through the Maine countryside to see a dead body. Let's blame everything from global warming to nuclear proliferation on Fonzie and move toward some kind of mini-micrografting solution that nobody will notice, no matter how close they get.
Centaur Bodies Revealed: Union Station will host a traveling exhibit based on C.S. Lewis' The Chronicles of Narnia in an effort to attract families. I never saw the new films, but I remember watching an animated version on TV when I was a kid and being subsequently disappointed to discover that Edmund Pevensie had betrayed his siblings in exchange for the second filthiest-tasting candy I'd ever eaten, Turkish Delight.
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maybe his hair is traveling down the front of his face to become a beard. it happens.
They must have a course in that in seminary. 'How to search for young girls via Interwebs' or something. Though if you'd seen this video, it just seems incredibly fitting that this would happen in St. Joe. Beautiful town... haha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...
They must have a course in that in seminary. 'How to search for young girls via Interwebs' or something. Though if you'd seen this video, it just seems incredibly fitting that this would happen in St. Joe. Beautiful town... haha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...
It's not just a St. Joe problem. It's ANYWHERE, U.S.A., and also probably connected to poor old Thomas L. Friedman's confused "Flat World" metaphor, via the flattening agency of the Internet. Middle-aged men of the cloth are soliciting preteen girls all over the world these days.
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