Monday, April 20, 2009

The police will not tolerate your marijuana enthusiasm

Posted by Peter Rugg on Mon, Apr 20, 2009 at 8:03 AM

The Kansas City Police Department knows that today is a "day known as a holiday in the drug culture." We're sure your attention's probably already wandering, hippies, but if you can keep it together long enough to finish this post you'll be glad you did.

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Ok. Today the KCPD will be coordinating with other police departments to monitor metro roads and specifically watch for anyone who might be stoned behind the wheel. They'll pay special attention to the areas around schools. So remember that driving high still counts as a DUI.

Hey! Hey! Stay with me! Nachos! That Looney Toons episode where Elmer and Bugs perform opera!

I don't want to alarm anyone, but the jig might be up. They've

already cracked the secret code, this press release says they know how

it's in "all kinds of rap, hip hop and rock songs your kids may be

listening to." They even know the story - how high schoolers in San

Rafael, California. met after school to smoke up in 1971 and how they did it

at 4:20 p.m. because that's when detention got out. Jesus, they know

everything! If anyone knows who the traitor in the ranks is, out them

in the comments section.

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Fuck the police. The best Cop is a dead Cop. They do nothing but harass and intimidate. "These great men spend most of the day going after violent criminals." Hahahahah.... Yeah right. I see them doing nothing but sitting on the side of roads all day trying to get the easy ticket. They are all a bunch of pussies that were bullied as kids and now have new found authority. These pussies don't want to go after the real criminals because they would be going after themselves and all the other governmental entities. They are all criminals. So don't give these bitches that glory, for they are nothing but scared pussies that look for the easiest way out. Real criminals scare the shit out of punk ass police. They are better off dead. Get'em.

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Posted by Adrian T. on October 13, 2010 at 1:29 PM

Vocal Citizen, and the small amount of time they spend writing traffic tickets, breaking up peaceful protest, and such. These great men spend most of the day going after violent criminals.

�The policeman isn't there to create disorder; the policeman is there to preserve disorder.� --Richard J. Daley

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Posted by Anonymous on August 14, 2009 at 9:19 PM

You go to work in a "suite and tie"...you are obviously highly intelligent and have changed my views about drug abuse.

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Posted by Anonymous on July 30, 2009 at 12:55 PM

I smoke Marijuana everyday. I am not a hippie or a burnout. I have three college degrees and go to work in a suite and tie. Stereotypes are despicable and often false.

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Posted by Anonymous on April 23, 2009 at 2:24 PM

ignorance is only tolerated so long

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Posted by Anonymous on April 20, 2009 at 7:23 PM

Ahhhh. I feel so much safer, knowing my state and local tax dollars are being used today to target non-violent marijuana users.
I would hate for the police to focus on rapists, murderers, domestic abuse, pedophiles, users of crack, cocaine, meth, heroin in our area.

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Posted by Vocal Citizen on April 20, 2009 at 12:18 PM
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