Wednesday, April 22, 2009

So buying meat on the street is a bad idea?

Posted by Justin Kendall on Wed, Apr 22, 2009 at 1:55 PM

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Citizens, be vigilant. If someone tries to sell you meat on the street, you should probably call police. "Meat" isn't a euphemism (although if someone tries to sell you the other kind of meat, yeah. Call police). We're talking 35,000 pounds of frozen chicken and $400,000 worth of ribs. And I don't want to freak anyone out but there were some snack cakes stolen, too. Are we on the verge of a snack cake shortage? God help us all.

I'll let the police finish this up:

Detectives are concerned that those who stole the meat might be trying

to sell it on the streets, in parking lots or door to door. If anyone

has been approached or seen someone selling the meat, they should call

the East Patrol Property Crimes Division at 816-234-5535 or the TIPS

Hotline at 816-474-TIPS (8477).

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Never! Street meat does a body good. At least the kind that comes from carts. Maybe these guys (or gals) are the recession-era version of the Swanson Man. Oh, how I miss the Swanson Man and his frozen wings. Does he still exist?

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Posted by Emily on 04/22/2009 at 9:21 PM

@ Emily -- Maybe that's why you're feeling sick.

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Posted by Justin Kendall on 04/22/2009 at 7:48 PM

As anyone bothered looking at Mare Funked-up's house?

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Posted by Saferalready on 04/22/2009 at 2:19 PM

But street meat is my favorite kind of meat!

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Posted by Emily on 04/22/2009 at 1:33 PM
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