Citizens, be vigilant. If someone tries to sell you meat on the street, you should probably call police. "Meat" isn't a euphemism (although if someone tries to sell you the other kind of meat, yeah. Call police). We're talking 35,000 pounds of frozen chicken and $400,000 worth of ribs. And I don't want to freak anyone out but there were some snack cakes stolen, too. Are we on the verge of a snack cake shortage? God help us all.
I'll let the police finish this up:
Detectives are concerned that those who stole the meat might be tryingto sell it on the streets, in parking lots or door to door. If anyone
has been approached or seen someone selling the meat, they should call
the East Patrol Property Crimes Division at 816-234-5535 or the TIPS
Hotline at 816-474-TIPS (8477).
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Never! Street meat does a body good. At least the kind that comes from carts. Maybe these guys (or gals) are the recession-era version of the Swanson Man. Oh, how I miss the Swanson Man and his frozen wings. Does he still exist?