Friday, May 8, 2009

How not to rob a bank

Posted by Nadia Pflaum on Fri, May 8, 2009 at 11:32 AM

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Don't

leave your wallet at the scene, m'kay?    

Albert Vincent Perkins, 39, of Kansas City, allegedly walked into the First Federal Bank at 4227 Blue Ridge Blvd. around 9 a.m.

yesterday, May

7. He placed a checking

brochure and a wallet on the counter, gave the teller a plastic bag, and told

her to give him all the $100 bills in her drawer. He left with $3,129.

The teller told law enforcement agents that Perkins seemed agitated and nervous

-- so much so that he left his wallet sitting on her counter. Both the bank

teller and a customer who was in the bank identified Perkins' photo on his

driver's license as the bank robber.

Hate it when that happens.

Perkins was charged yesterday in federal court, in the Western District of Missouri.

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My dog is 10 yimes as smart as this fool. Come to think of it so is my daughters hamster and that is one stupid rodent. FAIL!!!!!!

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Posted by David W. Swindell on 05/08/2009 at 10:45 PM

Didn't know you could divide $3,129 by $100. New Math?

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Posted by Jay Houston on 05/08/2009 at 10:09 PM
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