CRIMEWATCH! According to Kansas City police and Federal drug authorities, in 2007, a dude named James Everson entrepreneurially broke into Aventis Pharmaceuticals, Inc. in Kansas City and stole 110 pounds of pseudoephedrine during Super Bowl Roman Numeral 41. Once a popular over-the-counter allergy medicine, pseudoephedrine is now used exclusively and solely in clandestine meth labs to make crystal methamphetamine, period. Which Everson allegedly did, like $6 million Americos worth. And now he's in jail, because that's where operating a Crystal Methery will get you. I guess from now on, he'll be synthsizing his sympathomimetic phenylethylamines in crystalline methamphetamine hydrochloride jail!!! I love that joke; the clumsier you make it, the funnier it gets. It's like magic. CRIMEWATCH!!!
In addition to my obesity troubles, the hepatitis I acquired from a jailhouse tattoo rig, and my homodontia (all of my teeth are mandibular lower incisors, it's weird) I have pretty bad springtime allergies, and I used to take Claritin-D to feel, y'know, healthy. Or at least as healthy as this old, jaundiced, diabetic ex-convict with an unfair advantage in the ripping-and-tearing-meat department is able to feel on a good day. But since the sole effective ingredient of Claritin-D, pseudoephedrine, is now a controlled substance, you have to present a birth certificate and fill out a bunch of forms before they let you buy any, just like in fascist Britain. But still, America is the BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD if you include handicaps for math scores, health insurance availability, gun homicides, prison population, etc. etc. USA!!!!!
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Well, that's why you're the dental student and I'm just the textbook case of homodontia that my my dentist keeps parading in front of his students at UMKC.
not to be an anal retentive dental student (is there any other kind?) but the phrase "mandibular lower incisors" is kinda redundant...
A real American not only never crosses any of our borders into foreign countries or international waters; he's buried neck-deep in good, American soil so that he can't move any of his limbs & has to be hand-fed by understanding relatives.
USA 4EVARRRR!!!11!!
I saw someone on TV yesterday all full of piss and vinegar because some liberal commie dared to suggest another nation did something better than we did. When asked whether he had ever visited another country, P&V replied, "Why would I leave? This is the greatest country in the world!"
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