(913): i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.The high:
(816): i think im in thre room next to you
(913): Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
(913): You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
But the best comes from the 913.(913): omg... punch me in the throat... I am
about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the
menendez brothers.. but I understand
That girl's a keeper.(913): I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.