And now for some completely different Power & Light District news. Here's how much it costs for a membership at the P&L's rooftop pool, The Jones, which opens June 20.
Full credit goes to KSHB Channel 41 for breaking it down:
Corporate- $3000 (Themembership card will have the Company name instead of a single person,
making it accessible to any of the employees.)
Up to 12 guests no line no cover (with cabana reservations)
4 guest no line no cover (without cabana reservations)
Towel service
15% off meals at Vinino and Makers Mark
15% off table service at Angels Rock Bar and Mosaic
Reserved Lounge chairs (must make advanced reservations)
First selection on cabanas (must make advanced reservations)
Complimentary locker with complimentary bottle
Complimentary mojito pitcher Sundays
Complimentary mimosas (w/ bottle of champagne) first Saturday of each month
Monthly members only cocktail party
Concierge service
Platinum- $1000 (or $400/month for three months)
Up to 12 guests no line no cover (with cabana reservations)
4 guest no line no cover (without cabana reservations)
Towel service
15% off meals at Vinino and Makers Mark
15% off table service at Angels Rock Bar and Mosaic
Reserved Lounge chairs (must make advanced reservations)
First selection on cabanas (must make advanced reservations)
Complimentary locker with complimentary bottle
Complimentary mojito pitcher Sundays
Complimentary mimosas (w/ bottle of champagne) first Saturday of each month
Monthly members only cocktail party
Concierge service
Executive- $750 (or $300/month for three months)
Up to 9 guests no line no cover (with cabana reservations)
2 guests no line no cover (without cabana reservations)
Towel service
10% off meals at Vinino and Makers Mark
10% off table service at Angels Rock Bar and Mosaic
Reserved lounge chairs (must make advanced reservations)
Priority selection on cabanas (must make advanced reservations)
Complimentary locker
Complimentary mojito pitcher Sunday
Monthly members only cocktail party
Concierge service
Premium- $400 (or $150/month for three months)
General admission: $15, $20 for special events
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@Off Key
So when you say "I won't lie, I do work VERY near, you could almost say I work underneath it" are you insinuating that you work at Cosentino's grocery underneath the Jones pool? I wouldn�t expect you to be able to afford the $7 appletinis on your high school dropout pay... In fact, I�m shootin 5 cc�s in my ass cheeks right now in preparation for this shit. Don�t hate the playa, hate the game.
Guidos for life.
I wonder if they will let us bring our gallon milk jugs there? I'm bringing one full of water so I don't get dehydrated and the other one is full of protein so my muscles pop out after I get done from the gym. I love the juice. Maybe I can get my boy Pauly D to come DJ for us up there.
GTL
If the price bothers you than obviously this isnt for you. This place is meant to drive KC's nightlife to a new level on-par with other large cities across the country. For those mature, happy and successful guys and girls that like to party to the limit and be surrounded by others that feel the same way this is the place. For all others there's always Dave and Busters or some "dive" bar with flat penny beer on tap and lazy people blamming their lack of success on others. Get a life.
sooooo im not sure why you are all mad just go and get intoxicated and open up to people im not the best looking person but if you are friendly to everyone you should be finde thats what i do and no im not a skank
I hope that cost comes with complimentary BJ's, if not it's still not a deal breaker.
I bet we could get jazzy Jeff to dj there.
No thanks. I'll stick with swimming in the river, with the sewage and the snakes and the leeches. Better company.
YO.
AS SOON AS I HEARD ABOUT THIS POOL GOIN UP, I KNEW I HAD TO CALL MY BOYS FROM CALI AND TELL THEM ITS FUCKING GOING DOWN. WE'VE BEEN HITTIN THE GYM 7 DAYS A WEEK, GETTING OUR FUCKIN SWOLE ON. BITCHES LOVE VASCULAR GUNS. ITS A FACT, JUST ASK ANY SKANK AT MOSAIC, I'VE HAD THEM ALL. OLD NEWS. EVERYBODY WILL KNOW WHO THE FUCKING MAN IS WHEN I PULL OUT MY BLACK CARD AND BY THE FUCKING BAR OUT. IT'LL BE JAGERBOMBS ALL FUCKING NIGHT, MY BOYS AND I SHOWER IN THAT SHIT. I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE HOES LINE UP WHEN I WALK THROUGH THE DOOR.
-TONY
I thought about it and I'm going, right after I rob my uncle of his dope money, I think he keeps it in a floor at his house where he sips on 500 dollar cognac. (wait that was in training day, never mind)! Then all who commented on this platinum pool of pussy will be invited; remember to wear your bling and silk shirts with your herringbone shining.
Oh and dont forget to stay in our group together because we are too good to mingle with the other Hills cast.
Sweet zombie jesus. Look people, this isn't a pool by the traditional definition. That picture is VERY misleading. I have been up on the roof to look at it. Believe me when I tell you, it's TINY. So, I guess it's strictly a wet night club. One that I cannot go to, because...
A. I'm not pretty enough.
B. I can't afford it.
And..
C. I'm not flexible enough to be stuck up my own ass.
Although, I won't lie, I do work VERY near, you could almost say I work underneath it, and I'm sure I will be eye-humping all the women. Just wish I owned a Ferrari... Not because they would give be a second look. I just want a fucking Ferrari.
Seacrest Out..
Wow, the Blonde-Mosaic crowd with pool! Not having to wait until 11pm to see all these best buds of mine is worth the Platinum price. And with a 15% discount at Mosaic, the membership will easily pay for itself by Labor Day. I'm waxing my chest next week.
I just realized...those prices are for a season starting June 20th. In other words, you're paying that AND missing 4 weeks of the relatively short Kansas City pool season (traditionally Memorial Day-Labor Day).
How much would memberships be if this thing weren't tax-subsidized?
I'm sticking with my Dukes of Hazzard kiddie pool. At least it's free and I can float in my living room.
Is that all, I cant wait to spend my utility money to go not mingle with people too good for me to speak to. As a matter of fact I'm moving out to leawood to be closer to people I cant speak to!
How much does it cost for them to wipe my ass with a gold leafed chamois and sprinkle me liberally with douche powder?
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