... Elrod. Behold Kansas City's best air humper.
The Record Bar hosted the Air Sex World Championships Monday night, and Kansas City's fake fornicators weren't afraid to let out their kinks. More videos after the jump.
This bit of interpretative dance was done by a man calling himself "Mandingo Warrior."
John Holmes air humped his way to the finals but his dreams of an Air Sex Championship were only fantasy.
Finally, "Ram Jack" likes it rough.