Monday, June 22, 2009

Jason Whitlock truly loves adverbs

Posted by David Martin on Mon, Jun 22, 2009 at 9:02 AM

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  • Whitlock, with seriously endowed friends

Award-winning sportswriter Rick Reilly hates adverbs. "I would rather be coated in chicken drippings and dropped in a leopard den than use adverbs," he writes in the forward to the 2002 edition of The Best American Sports Writing. "If you can't find a better way to say 'hungrily' or proudly,' you need to find a new line of work, preferably nowhere near words."

Kansas City Star
columnist Jason Whitlock disagrees with Reilly. Or he's not aware of adverbs' reputations as "crashers in the syntax house party," in the words of editor Constance Hale. Whitlock loves him some adverbs. They laze about his columns like tired dogs.

Here is an alphabetical list of the "-ly" words to appear in six recent Whitlock columns:

Actually

Arguably

Basically

Collectively

Completely

Equally

Eventually

Exactly

Extremely

Fairly

Financially

Friendly

Fully

Generally

Highly

Honestly

Inappropriately

Initially

Justifiably

Likely

Nearly

Numbingly

Particularly

Pathetically

Politely

Poorly

Potentially

Previously

Primarily

Probably

Properly

Really

Regularly

Reluctantly

Secretly

Seriously

Significantly

Simply

Spontaneously

Truly

Ultimately

Unknowingly

Vastly

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meant time on our hands

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Posted by just pitchin on June 24, 2009 at 9:08 AM

so, have a lot on our hands, do we, dave?

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Posted by just pitchin on June 24, 2009 at 9:07 AM

You can't spell an adverb without "ly" -- which he also does well.

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Posted by renton on June 22, 2009 at 9:54 AM

Pedantically.

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Posted by Realist on June 22, 2009 at 8:31 AM

No writer should ever use "basically," it's just a way of saying "I've been going on about nothing and now I'll finally try to make a point."

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Posted by THC on June 22, 2009 at 8:27 AM
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