Hey, breaking up is never easy. Unless your girlfriend stabs you in the face while you were sleepwalking. Even if you peed in the closet -- even if you peed in her grandmother's ashes -- she doesn't have the right to stab you. Thank her for the ride to hospital, and then run for the ER. Just run. And don't return her calls when she leaves messages asking how you're doing after she stabbed you in the face while you were asleep. Oh, and conversely, don't stab someone to break up with them either.
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