Race judge and boobie magnet Jason Whitlock is calling out Serena Williams for having too much junk in her trunk. The tennis star -- at around 175 pounds with an "oversized back pack" -- just isn't thin enough for The Kansas City Star's walking condominium.
Whitlock fantasizes in his latest Fox Sports column about a leaner and meaner Williams.
At 5-foot-9, 145 pounds, Serena would be unstoppable on the court, on the cover of every magazine still in circulation and downloaded on the Internet three times more often than Anna Kournikova.Just try not to imagine women's-fitness expert Whitlock on the couch grunting along with every Williams forehand.
getting the respect her 11-major-championships résumé demands."
Weight watcher Whitlock also works up an appetite wondering: "Seriously, how else can Serena fill out her size 16 shorts without grazing at her stall between matches?"
That's a little creepy coming from a man who dresses in designer mumus.
Don't get Whitlock wrong. The master of metaphor enjoys "a stuffed onion" but not "an oozing pumpkin." And don't you dare call Whitlock a hypocrite -- he says he's not. "Sports writers are supposed to be plump and lazy. I'm fulfilling my destiny."
Helpful advice for women athletes everywhere, courtesy of a man who hasn't seen his penis in decades.
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yall tripping Serena Williams is HOTT...Body and face...she's a nice looking woman
she succeeds in winning championships despite being at least 10 to 15 pounds overweight
As long as she wins the championships, who cares? If she can win every time, maybe being "10 to 15 pounds overweight" isn't the enormous handicap you seem to consider it.
As a writer and photographer, I have dealt with physique athletes, including female bodybuilders, for 30 years. As a result I am very familiar with big, athletic and muscular women. I am a huge admirer of Serena Williams but have to agree that she succeeds in winning championships despite being at least 10 to 15 pounds overweight. Watching her I am reminded of handicapped horse races where they keep increasing the weight they carry to slow down the fastest horses. If Serena were able to follow a better nutritional and diet regimen (she certainly gets enough exercise) she would be even a more effective tennis player than she is now
the lazy comment for one of the best sports icon, in one of the most non=lazy sports there is ! show that jason has a deep seeded desire to be what hes not ( white ) ive always believe that! as far as her looks she beautiful! u see her on the court sweating with no makeup and still has a very nice face, great smile , killer body and oh yes shes rich!!! we have to remember that judging black women by white standards is wrong and hey i love all races but they all bring different things ,looks and + and - ,white girl 170lbs ugh black girl like serene yes! were all different it makes us unique ..jason just fat,ugly and hopeless
"Sports writers are supposed to be plump"
No, Jason, Williams is "plump." You passed "plump" years ago, and are now in Jabba the Hutt territory.
Josh
It was a joke, lighten up. As for the Black and Beyootiful line, had to make it racial didnt you? I still say she could make a freight train take a dirt road, and it wouldnt matter if she was as white as Mike jackson. And yes, Ive been called stoopit before.
Wow this truly is calling the kettle black. When I first got wind of this while listening to the Dan Patrick Show on the radio, I did not catch the last name of the writer but thought to myself "this must surely be a joke if Jason Whitlock wrote that piece" noting that in my opinion the guy probably hasn't seen the inside of a gym since grammer school. Sure enough he was the guy. I think that if HE spent more time in the gym, he would get a better circulation of oxygen which might help in making better decisions about what he chooses to write about. As it is, I believe his lack of conditioning limits his ability to be able to think on his feet and possibly be the best writer he could possibly be. What is that long time quote? "Those who can't, try to write about it"?
midtown miscreant WHAT? Are you an idiot or did you are pretending to use logic? Listen mommy ALWAYS gives you ONE X chromosome and daddy decides whether you girl or boy because he can GIVE you another X chromosome to make you a GIRL or a just the ONE Y chromosome to make you a BOY!!!!
So if you are Boy or Girl, you are just ONE WHOPPING chromosome AWAY from your father to make you a BOY or GIRL.
Look before you sound off like an ass, make sure the foot is out of there first. OR Maybe you just prefer things up there bent over. Either Serena is livin it up, getting the right ATTENTION and being hated ON while dominating. You know she is good. All while you and Jason Whitlock pilfer the "logic" that grab so much "attention"
Williams the best of American tennis, and their black, beautiful- so haters rev up your engines and Whitlock is just ashamed cause he never saw it coming- labeled her as lazy u know what.
Her problem isnt her butt, it's her face, sorry, but somebody has to say it. she looks like the Monster from Predator, especially when she wore the beads in her hair. Call me shallow, say Im no beauty myself, guilty of all charges. But those Williams girls are just a chromosone shy of having a penis. I mean this.
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