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Monday, July 20, 2009

Politics

Todd Tiahrt imagines an America if President Obama had been aborted

Posted by Justin Kendall on Mon, Jul 20, 2009 at 11:00 AM

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Kansas Congressman Todd Tiahrt went thought-experimenting last week, and here's what fell out his mouth: What if President Obama had been aborted? Nothing creepy about Tiahrt fantasizing about Obama's mother aborting him (except for the people who noticeably gasp on the video).

Tiahrt probably thought he'd worked out all the kinks by lumping Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas into his abortion fantasy. You know, because he's a conservative, not because he's black. Oh.

This all occurred while Tiahrt meddled in District of Columbia politics (arguing

against federal funds for abortions there) so he could look like a big shot

to the base back home.

OK, let's play along. If Obama had been aborted, the United States would now be a sleazy, run-down Pottersville. Michelle Robinson would be a hard-charging lawyer with a life devoid of love. And Anita Hill would still be able to drink a Coke without thinking about pubic hair.

But wait. I thought Obama wasn't born in America?

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Noooo, Uncle Ben! Who's gonna make the riiiiiice?

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Posted by peter on 07/21/2009 at 10:57 PM

damn, I need to know, what if uncle Ben HAD lived?

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Posted by THC on 07/20/2009 at 1:02 PM

Perhaps the joke is on me, but how would the world have turned out if, say, Tiahrt had been aborted by his mom, who might also have been seeking a good deal on an abortion?

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Posted by Sam on 07/20/2009 at 10:41 AM
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